selectively evil.

just like twins

went to manda's for tien yi's surprise party. whoa so fun. i know how to play a new song on the guitar and three melodies on the drums! AWESOME! also, we played twister which was pretty painful and well, i cant really say violating because nothing happened to me but at some point, i was basically completely surrounded by butts. i wonder if someone has a picture of that. thankfully, everyone had the decency not to fart in my face. and i thank you all for that.

also, tong was wearing kitschen shorts. dont ask me how i know that.

anyway, we bought a cake and then kath said that she needed to take a dumper and theat we'd all have to go upstairs everyone was like "whhyyyyyy?" so then manda tong and i were like "eeew! faster go up! after stink up the whole house." haha. and tien yi was like shouting "TOO MUCH INFO KATHH!"

okay wait, i thought i mentioned it but as it turns out, yes. i did not. and therefore, here i am explaining myself and hoping not many people have seen the unedited version of this post. kath didnt actually have to take a dumper. she just needed to get us upstairs.

sorry kath!!!

and seriously, even if she needed to, she wouldnt have announced it to the world. thank you and have a nice day.

and apparently people actually believed me when i told them tong was very sad downstairs because of what her bro said when in actuality i just needed to get them downstairs for cake. manda was like "really??" aww so nice. so worried about tong. so fun. we played cherades. i was a turkey for all of 3 minutes and my friends cant think of the word "false teeth" haha.

in the mean time, tong is either extremely hillarious or a bit... well crazy. she writes "think positive" as her blogs header. and then, she puts a picture of herself doing addmaths... haha. what it should really be is "we're all going to die."

which reminds me of what i wrote on amanda's addmaths tuition book " so healthy for what? we're all gonna die eventually. :D" well she knows what i mean.

and dont forget. jimmy eat world is awesome.