Thursday, August 27, 2009

mei yen and her interesting lifestyle.

low meiyen the sleeping idiot is stalked

normally, i wouldnt post a picture like this. but it was in your phone and since its on your blog. muahahahaha. suckerrrr

since you know so much about my friends throught your awesome stalkerish sixth sense, i am going to tell them all about your interesting lifestyle.

firstly, i shall begin with this. the sentence "i have an interesting lifestyle" roughly translates into basic english as "i am extremely weird." . and im going to stopp now because i realised if i stay over at ms beh's tomorrow, mei yen can totally smother me in my sleep.

and therefore, i shall begin a topic on how awesome the meiyen who will feels so touched that she will not smother me in my sleep is.

1. meiyen is cool
2. she's nearly as lame as i am.
3. mei yen is an awesome stalker and can tell you more about the people in my school than i ever could.
4. meiyen is born with the ability to use the word awesome more than a thousand times in a sentence. example "ohmigod! i hate chicken! awesome."
5. meiyen does not like chicken, prawns, mutton or etc. but she likes fish and veggies oh and tofu.
6. she loves nigahiga.
7.mei yen talks about frogs a lot for some reason.
8. she loves green like me! although i still think lime green is better....
9. has an av room in her new house. is she rich or what???
10. she has orangutan arms apparently because she claims they are too long. dude. I HAVE LONGER ARMS THAN YOU!!


post script: i still think theyre called tube tops... i cant go around saying "hey i wanna borrow your tubes!" its like saying "hey! can i borrow part of your toilet pipe things from your home???" and those you cannot wear.

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