Just because we call something 'poison,' doesn't mean it's bad for you

wow. today it was raining a lot. yeah and there was loads of lightning and stuff so the door to my condominium got really retarded and out of three, only one was workin. so technically, we had to climb over this wall at the basement carpark and get to the door. so then when w were there. press the lift lor. then this guy comes out of it *from the eighth floor. NEVER GOING TO THE EIGHTH FLOOR AGAIN* and he was walkign in teh direction fo the door that could actually work. asnd then, my mum, had to pretend she was smart so you know what she said?

she was like "hey! some of the doors not working already" EVEN THOUGH HE WAS CLEARLY HEADING FOR THE ONE THAT WAS AND WOULDNT EVEN HAVE NOTICED THE REST WERENT WORKING. and so, the guy did like a 360 degree backtrack to us and asked " huh? really why?" then my mum was like "oh cause the lightning shorted out the circuit i think." then the guy didnt realy believe her so he tried one fo the other non-working doors. and obviously, it wouldnt open.

and then right!! he was like "hai yeah!" and he karate kicked it. okay so maybe he didnt go "haiyah!" but he did karate kick it. was kinda cool. but oh so scary. and it was all downhill from there.

and he was like " WHAT THE FUCK! WHY ISNT THIS FUCKING DOOR OPENING" i was like *stare* and my mouth fell open. luckily it was dark. he may have thought i was rude. haha

and then and then!! he kicked it again with such force, the door actually bent outwards!! and i dont mean the kind of bent outwards like just a tad bit off straight. i mean the kind as in when you take a piece of paper and you fold it and then let go kind of bent outwards. scaryyy!!!

and then, he ran to the other door [which still wasnt the one he was going to exit out of in the first place] and that wouldnt open either. he said, or rather screamed "AND THIS FUCKING DOOR ISNT GOING TO FUCKING OPEN EITHER?!WHAT THE FUCK!".

okay i know i say the f-word too. btu hello. i dont scream it loud for everyone to hear. most of the time, i just mouth it or think about it. or whisper it really really softly. but this guy.. WAAAWWWWW.....

and then i was like scared already and i whispered to my mum " can we PLEASEEEE just go already???" and she was like "UH MISTER. THIS DOOR CAN WORK " while pointing at the door he was going to go out of originally. and maybe he didnt hear us or anything cause he kept kicking the first bent door. maybe he was thinking of like releasign all his pent up anger or something but wow lah.. no need to get so pissed off right??

and then my mum, i have NO IDEA what she was thinking. NO IDEA. like hello!! i was thinking like " just shut up!! pleaseee!!!" and she said to him " uh if you break the glass the thing will open." OH WHAT A GENIUS!!! seriouslylah! next time just shut up okayyyy.... and so then of course the really pissed off in need of anger management classes guy [RPOINOAMC guy] of course broke the bloody glass. and like shards started flying everywhere and i was like "AHHH!!" without actually screaming. btu oh was i screaming in my head.

at that moment, my primary mission was to dodge the glass and run away from RPOINOAMC guy. because honestly, he freaked me out a little. i think i may have accidentally steped on a shard though cause theres a tiny cut on my foot. but hey. at least i'm alive and blogging haha.

and then this other european guy who lives somewhere upstairs [who's a really mellow guy and stuff] i find it mean to stereotype them as mat salleh's or however you spell it. i think european sounds better. wait but then i'm still stereotyping him... NEVERMIND.

so then, my mum pretended she wasnt the one who started all of this when she OBVIOUSLY was. and we went into the lift with him and went up to our house thing. the end. which brings me to a question. why were the lifts working then? oh well who cares. okay going off now. ahha. SUITE LIFE ON DECK yayyyyy!!

WHAT THE HELL LA!!! my mum's telling my neighbour that when the guy came i screamed and freaked out and stuff. HELLOH!! I DID SO NOT SCREAM!! LIARRR!!!! lies lies liessss!!! meanie. i bet mother sees me as a weenie. that she can even imagine me screaming and tell people abotu it. honestly, whateverr!!

SUPPORT EARTH HOUR! TONIGHT! SHOW THE WORLD! MALAYSIA IS UNITED.... what else did that commercial say... ohyeah! FROM 8.30 TO 9.30! MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

chronic idiocy

davedays rocks la.... love that guy..

videos.. muahahaha!! i'm not going to ask for permission muahahahahahahahahahaha

HAHA...see how retarded we can be....

ly ennnnnn!! i wanna show you another oneee!!! you'd better watch it!

hahaha. i had to speak really fast or she wouldve crawled out herself and killed me haha. di dyou know that was how the sun looked like?waitaminute.. WHY DOES SHE GET TO BE THE MORON!!

in non chronological order

chinese culture? hahaha

taking pictures out of boredom haha.this is.. the basement parking lot through um... rain-flecked windows of a car. haha

my sketchbook. a postit drawn on by green sharpie. the potato and part of my messy room haha.

the potato experiment. i had to cut bob here up.. T_T poor bob... why do i keep naming inanimate objects bob....

the rubber duckie keychain i was talkign about? freaking cute!

so cute.. haha. hy looks like she's from china and lyen looks confused hahaha.

hui yin is so cute. she was talking and i just went "click" hee hee heee.. haha

lyen looking " cute" and "innocent" and me pretending to be CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN ROCKS!!

blury pic. haha. GREEN SPOT ROCKS! we're pretending to be junkies but really, it's just juice haha. but it was good juice.

she's so cute right. don't you just lobbbeee vs?we lobeee vs!!!

my idea. muahahahaha. was stuck in the middle cause zo's more clastrophobic than i am. we went to the playground and we were bored so i suggested going into the tube thing haha. see my pants? yeah i wore them for 3 DAYS continuously.. haha.. so dirty...

cullinery art projkect thing for their school. THEY WOULDNT LET ME HELP! meanies!! but who cares. it was goooodddd..

normal people pretending to be retarded and retarded people pretending to be normal. haha just joking guys. i know we're the retards

the gang. me, vanessa s, sheng yin, shafiq, zoeyy. poor shafiq's leaving for johor..T_T

me pretending to not notice how i'm forcing vanessa s. to take a picture of me messign up zo's hair. SHE'S LIKE A GENIE!!! "your wish is my commanda" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the sky and me trying to get manda to let me take a picture of her hand

in preparation of the theory exams haha.hsuwern and me.

lyen is funny. but it was my idea. so i am lamee!!

all of us. haha so overdue right..

wenqi, me and gwen so blurrr... it's like what i see when i'm not wearing my specs...

ama sekky!!

khei qi and her awesome dress haha i found the cable!!

lyen and i! miss you la stupid.

i would post the stupid videos we made but seriously, they are wayyyy stupid.. and actually kinda embarrassing but they're still lame and funny haha.

I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are

isnt it funny how things never turn out the way you want it to or expect it to? how my best friends in 2006 turned out to be complete strangers and how a complete stranger turned out to be my best friend ever. life is just weird like that isnt it?

isnt it funny how everything can change just like that without us even realising it? how everything suddenly just changes direction and there's nothing you can do about it...

isnt it funny how someone can just change your life completely?

like how a simple wave of acknowledgement or simple exchange of words can affect your entire day.
how a tap on the shoulder can make you feel safe and reassured because you know people are there for you.
how even a little smile across the classroom can make you smile all day like an idiot.
and the fact that they can make you laugh even when you're having the absolute worst day ever.

then just like that, everything starts falling into place. a daily cycle or routine you've come to accept and live with.

isnt it funny how some tiny trivial unimportant thing can make you think of other things that arent even minutely related to the first topic at all?

like how you stare at some people just imagining what they could possibly be thinking of. then you start wondering if someone else out there was having the exact same thought as you at that precise moment, and then finally, 10 minutes later, you wonder what you were even thinking of in teh first place.

isnt it funny how you can watch someone for hours and hours and never get bored. just because?

like how you can stare at people just thinking. who are they really? do they even do the same things as you? what do they think about? do they see the world the same way as you? do they think clouds are little cottonballs that tell stories? anything. then, you imagine what they would say if they were put into any situation. what their lives are like. what they act like. everything. and befor eyou know it, more than 15 minutes have past and you've just wasted that part of your life away. thinking. and you're still stuck here at the same page wondering why you even started thinking abotu something like that in the first place cause you dont even know them.

isnt it funny how we can just arrive at some point and realise that we've been wrong all along and that you've never really understood anything. making things up as it goes. and then you know, you're just going to make it worse.but that's life. shit happens. but it can still get better.

isn't it funny how you can just arrive at some conclusion and feel different from before you started thinking. all it takes is just a few minutes.

it's amusing. really.

and you know what, i am deciding right now that i probably won't grow up to become a motivationist. this i have concluded as all i had to do was sit and think for a while and now suddenly i'm very depressed.

If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

...:::Hui Yin:::... says:
wat city am i in?
whereslyssa says:
haha
whereslyssa says:
...
whereslyssa says:
selangor...
whereslyssa says:
oh no wait!
...:::Hui Yin:::... says:
haha
whereslyssa says:
thats a state..

whereslyssa says:

um...
whereslyssa says:
petaling jaya!
...:::Hui Yin:::... says:
that wan state
whereslyssa says:
state selangor la bodoh

it's a mystery how we got an a for geography... haha. we're awesome that way.

You talk to God you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotically insane

hello hello hello.

i am such a lazy idiot that i havent even been blogging when i go online haha. did the potato experiment today. wahahaha everything came up to the wrong measurement and such. evidently, i'm going to grow up to be an awesome biologist who can magically screw up all the tests she carries out. how many biologists can do that huh? haha

i am so bored.... and as usual, have probably a ton or so of homework that needs to be passed up tomorrow but i'll probably only start doing that at about 8 or 9pm. hey. i'm a procrastinator. that's what we do. procrastinate.

yesterday in ms beh's car, people were speaking in mandarin again. which meant i couldnt understand pretty much everything they were saying. so i just stared up at the sky and do you know what i realised?

no. i didnt realise for the first time that the sky was blue or that there are clouds or anything stupid like that okay....

i realised that i never really looked up at the sky now though i should. it's REALLY pretty. and then of course, there's those clouds right? and remember how you used to look at them and guess what shapes they were forming, yeah well, that's exactly what i did. there was one that looked like a puppy ready to pounce. an ice cream cone. a pineapple and the weirdest one yet, what looked like a dolphin riding a jetski. haha. it was.. interesting.

made me feel like a little kid again you know. like innocent and really adorable not stupid and lame like i am now haha. it felt good. and then we got subway for lunch which was even better haha. i hope i won't be fat when i grow up... maybe i should learn to control my apetite...nevermind let's focus on that another time.

i just remembered, i need to wash my hair. it's so stinky and oily. oh well. cant be helped..

OH! and khy!!! how am i supposed to show you the crap i drew last nightttt??? very lazy to bring to school laaaa... eh when can you come over? should i scan them and put them up here?... but they look funny... NEVERMIND.

and then, there was one.

bukle up. it makes it harder for the UFO to suck you out of your car.

just saw this random picture. can you guess which is me?:) and guess who else is in he picture while you're at it.

amanda ng wen wei.. DID YOU KNOW HER BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP??? tell the worlddd!!. oh and amanda sek's birthday is coming up too.. APRIL 12TH AND APRIL 13!! woah.. the time interval is sosososososo close. but manda ng's first so prepare for that first. :)

manda, i bought your present already.. from this shop in one utama called.. um.. uh.. maybe it's called presents 4 them [i'm pretty sure the 4 is green.. ^^}r you or something like that well i don't know. i don't pay attention to store names. and i'm not going to look it up on the internet for my fingers are very lazy to do anything other then blog.

if you want to know what it is, you can be nosey and walk into the shop and start snooping around. haha. you can look all over the store... as long as you don't buy anything okay. cause if you bought it, and it's the same as your present, i'm still going to give it to you. SO THERE. haha.oh yeah. i think you might guess what it is so maybe you should just avoid going into the shop in the first place okay? buti if you want to i don't really care. i want to tell you about it anyway cause it's at times like these that i get really excited and just cant wait... haha

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haha. if you can find the word blah in there in less than 3 seconds. dude, you've got skills. haha.

off to try my luck in finding a site {THAT'S NOT IN MANDARIN} that lets me watch free tv onlineee!!! yaaaayyyy

"ROLE MODEL" the movie rockssss!!! yay! haha the guy who plays wheeler is hot! hahaha. kiss-my-anthia. and hui yin's right. the phrase i remember the most is

"just because i'm black you think i did it??!!!"
"no i think you did it because you did it."

haha they rockk!!!! love that show. wheeler is funny.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIEW AI VEEE!!!! better come on sunday will give you your present then!^^

who else here has no idea what they're doing?

i am so bored!! yay tomorrow i am free to go to zo's house and then i'll go to lyen's house.. wow... i just realised.. how am i gonna do my accounts homework...[and just like that, everything else shatters] noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. what am i going to do now.... option a)nothing , option b)sleep and do it at zo's house, option c)cram and try to finish it by three am.... or d)none of the above. let's sleep and not even worry about it.

i pick d.. or a. i dunno. i'l just bring it just in case.. ... crap. i just realsied i'm going to have to pack a lot of clothes...


stomach ache..... shit laaaa... painnn.... is God trying to tell me something???

yesss!! burn notice finally finished downloading itself!!! awesomeeeeeeeeee. so i guess there's an option e) now. option e)watch burn notice and sleep then think about doing it tomorrow

i'm sorry but i don't have a gps tracking device embedded in my skin

ROARRR!!! mei yen i just downloaded bolero.. not badd haha

random

YESSS!! THEORY EXAMS FINALLY OVERRR!!!! AWESSOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!

and on a completely unrelated topic, i have just made a skin for my phone and it doesnt look like crap!! yayyyyyyy!!!! omg i love it so much... crap.. i'm so perasan..

haha anyways i'm o happy... i plan to enjoy these few days of holidays, go to zo's house, eat her food, watch tv, draw, talk crap eat more of her food and sleep late. then when the holidayis over, i'll start being paranoid about my theory results. see. i'm SO organized.

LYEN CALLED ME LAST NIGHT!! haha almost forgot that... ahahaha... she's so cute la.. hahaha she misses meeee!! yayyyyyyyyyyy!! yer.. but i cant even see her this entire holiday... no time.. wat la wat la.... i miss lyennnnn... stupid idiot... SHE HAS TERMINATOR SEASON 2222!!!!! I WANNA BLOODY WATCH ITTT!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... so depressing.

okay.. um yeah that's about it.. haha. goodnight folks ahahaha mickey mouse cartoons!!!

6 HOURSSSSSS

oh noes!!!

there's theory class tomorrow from like... 3pm to 9pm.. so longgggggg 6 hourss.. please don't let me be slepy!!!!! cgykccvk sdrhitygvuitrlgzrnzrnzrnzrnzrnzrnb zlobgtiotyzbgryh. that is me expressing my stress and sleepiness in the form of mental retardation.

and now, goodnight.

berlaaaaaarrrrr updateeee yayyyyy

dickson lew zhang wei crap.. i must remember that name... after next time i kena again...=_=" i feel bad... he got one letter wrong in my full name and i only know his last two thingies have a z in one of them.. omg.. i'm so horrible...ehheeeheeeheee

i love "so contagious - the acceptance" SO AWESOME!!! so bored.. was talkign to an ex class mate earlier, the best bud "uiyin"[hahaha she so cute la.. spell her name wrong hahahaha] and eugene just now. haha miss them laaa... dickson's actually kinda nice to talk to haha.. let's me rant all i want and calls it entertainment. haha. eugene leh.. hmm. funny i guess he's hasnt watched doa or jumper yet!!! omgwtf!!! how can you like... NOT???..oh and he said coco crunch pollutes hismilk haha... oh look dickson's back haha. dickson lew zhang wei hahaha. hui yin mispelled her name hahahahaha.

we were talkign about how hui yin's name is so close together on the keyboard and how you have to jump alike 3 times just to spell alyssa. haha try spelling khy's name kohhuiyin. seee so close... hahaha hey! eugenes back too. wowww... hui yin says that she's a professional line stealer hahaha cause she copied the way i say "nudgenudgenudgenudgenudgenudge..." when ppl arent there. dickson says to hurry up and finish blogging.[hahahaha he misses me!! haha jkjk.] and eugene says.. ididn't dc.. lol so not related. okay going to go ease dickson's boredome. haha see.. i'm soooo kind hahahaha.. hui yin thinks ive fainted form hunger..

transformers and watchmen!!!

omfg.. i just watched the transformers 2 trailer and the watchmen trailer.. omg.. so freakishly nice....i love cg and special effects... so awesome...
well actually i watched it a while ago but i just remembered it so it must be equevalent to just right? well whatever.

anyhoo, LYEN'S COMING DOWNNNN!! YAY!!!! i still havent got to use the word ****tard yet.... T_T. manda will understand.

roar imma eat your face now.

and i shall leave you to spend several minutes deliberating what exactly i mean by that. thank you and have a pleasant day :)

"plushhhhh!!" as said by amanda

at manda's house.... she's talking to kath on the phone.. hi\aih.. WHAT ABOUT ME?? hahahaha. oh well i'm fine like this though..^^.... what to do what to do.. um.... let's see what's writen on manda's bottle...."may you have the gladness of CHRISTMAS which is hope; the spirit of christmas which is peace;the heart of christmas which is love...." yes as you can seee i am actually quoting what is written on a bloody bottle...

if you're thinking "oh god.. she has no life.." well i won't stop you. it's probably true anyway.. come on. my idea of fun is siting on the couch, eating watching tv and conteng-ing my stuff.

i'm sososososo bored.... let's put stupid videos here so i can watch them when i get home...nevermind. amanda's comp is a little rosak^^

i must be nocturnal

why is it that i'm always wide awake at night and half dead during the day?

which brings up another question! why is it that people say half dead instead of half alive? does it mean we're pessimists?

KAZAAAAA

what to do now...ohmigodddd.. i want this so bad... look at it's awesomenosity.... so pretty... so so pretty... haha reminds me of a lame comis that is just so cute and incredibly funny.. makani rockssssss check it out.
haha it's a blog header so cute la.. except for you know the dead lamb and the sadistic girl dragging it around... well it's not her fault. everyone says it as mary HAD a little lamb right? i don't really know actually... mary had a litle lamb... mary has a little lamb.. had... i dunno la wtv i dunno why i must be sadistic too cause when i saw it i loaghed... either that or i'm retarded and cant differentiate scary anf funny...

imagine if you said you were going to kill me, my retardedness would make me say "ahahahaha that's so funny!!!!"haha..HEY! THAT'S A PART FROM YESMAN.. OH GAWD THAT MOVIE ROCKS SO BAD... okay.. feeling random.. oh well

lyen i'm stalking you. DEAL WITH IT.

haha. got bored just now and started doing some kind of project on photoshop. so i was like just satrting out on using the vector stuff.. dunno but with technology, it's best you try to figure out how to use it by yourself so you won't look like an idiot in front of anyone ^^ so yeah fidled with it and after like 5-8 failed attemps, came up with this?
look retarded but sadly it was the only picture i had to freely destroy so hahahaha at soem point i actually tried to darken my face
hahaha
okay fine. yes it's sucky but at least i know how to use the pen tool on photoshop now right? YESSS!! i'm on my way to becomming an AWESOME graphic designer [... such high.. high hopes...haha] yeah right. well that's why they're called dreams right?

anyway, since i'm still bored, i'm making up a storyline ahahaha.
one day, an idiot called lyen met up with an airhead called lyssa at the beach. this beach had sand so white that it was only a shade darker than the colour of the sun when you stare at it for a looonnggg period of time. the whole day, lyen enjoyed bossing the stupid airhead lyssa around and making her do funny poses and taking pictures. many pictures were taken.[no duh] blablabalbla the sudden streak of inspiration actually left when i accidentally deleted the first post i made of this fromt he drafts. and since i do not enjoy typing things again, this pisses me off so i'm just gonna stop.

actually, i got the beach background from dev art. and then i took the first photo of me in my computer and used it for this project ahahaha... lyen just happened to be in it but i can still pretend i'm stalkign her haha well at least until someone reads here.^^

omgwtfhsfridayfridayfridayfridaayyyyyyy

ohmigoddddd... ive decided, when i grow up, i'm going to buy a huge house that consists mainly of bedrooms... then i can furnish them however i like.. shiittttt.. have you ever went to ikea and thought to yourself like..." holy shitt!~!!! i love that room.." obviously right? but mine is more like this " omg!! i love this room!!! ohmigawddd did you see?? that bed has a little. ohmigosh so cute ...it's like a leaf... do you SEE the leaf? DO YOU SEE THE LEAF???ANSWER MEEE!!!! OMG!! look at that!1 there's.. A COUCH!!! ohmigodd.. i need this...this.....this thing!! what is it? um.. i don't actually know.... but what i do know is that i neeeeeeeed it. neeeeeeeed it... crapp!! look at that!!!" yeah and that's basically he common dialogue when i go to ikea. i'm so obsessed... and through this, you'd probably think my room was really nice and like i don't know neat and cool and such. but the fact remains. i'm a teenager. OBVIOUSLY i have clothes, uniforms, books and dirty socks hanging all over the place. okay not all over but i still don't make my bed.:) so lazy right? oh well. i'll deal with it later in life^^

how exactly do you pronounce ikea anyway? is it ikee.. or ike-eh-ah or ee-keh-ah or what??? i call it ee-key-ya... is that right? hope so. i bet a bunch of sweedish people think i'm a complete moron now... oh well i don't know them therefore, NOT MY PROBLEM!!

...ESCAPE THE FATE ROCKKKSSSSSS!!! oh god i'm crazy.. help meeeeee.. or is this just a phase that i'm supposed to go through after exams?? is it the post-exam sugar indusive [isthat howyouspellindusive??idunnomuhspeelingeeznutsogud.] stress??? whatever it is ilikeit.. i feel so hyperrrrrrrrr...

crap.. i just remembered what the original topic of the post was supposed to be.. hahahahaha

happy birthday Wong Boh Yee!!!

WARNING: CRAZED AND FIRED UP PERSON ON THE LOOSE

YAYYY EXAMS ARE OVERRRR... SO WHAT IF I COMPLETELY SCREWED IT UP???! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY DON'T YOU JUST LOVE TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?? I LOVE TYPING WITH CAPITAL LETTERSSSSS LALALALALALALALALA.. IM NEVER GOING TO ST ...

CRAP.

i just remembered theory exam isnt over yet... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. why is it that i suddenly feel deprived of all things nice and relaxing.. nooooooooooooooo depressed... oh and guess what? i lost my brand new bottle.. i'm saddddddd..... hiayooo.. why so rush.. see la.. rush and lose a bottle.. that's so sadd... i would cry only that i'm not going to.

sigh... oh well off to the other parts of the internet..

bla exams

hui yin's right. ... not the weird guy hui yin impersonator person but hui yin hui yin as in the idiot i call my best friend.

this will be like the easiest type of question ever coming out... students will really be a ble to relate to it you know?

essay question:
in every school, there are exams. begin your essay with the word "exams .....".elaborate on the points given below.

-stupid
-unreasonable
-hard
-abusive
-an adults way of killing a childs brain cells
-a way to fill your brains capacity with mindless crap
-pointless

******GOOD LUCK!!******

CRAAAAAPPPP.. i think i'm going to get last in class... why? because everyone here knows what they're doing.. they're so smart.. ughhh I HATE THEM!! ... but they're so nice.... gahh.. i know they're being this nice just to annoy me... haha.. just joking.. *pleasedontletmegetlastinclasspleasedontletmegetlastinclasspleasedontletmegetlastinclass*

ont the bright side, ONE DAY LEFT TO GO!! AWESOMEE...and then it's theory exam.. oh yay.....

i have realised i always have to write something on a steamed mirror...

my goddddd.. this is so bloody amazing.. it's so cute and funny.. but the part near the end was kind of obscene... but it's so cooooll!!!!! ly en you better watch this or you dieeeeeeee

exams suck. no wonder we have to do them....