okay some people might have known abotu me ranting about who i thought should be alice cullen and how i totally didnt knwo her name and etc etc.

BUT! . for some lucky lucky reason, i found the person i thought shouldve been alice cullen last time when i heard abotu the cast. and guess who it is.

RACHEL MCADAMS!! 

who knew i actually liked her as much as kath does now. sigh. if only they didnt kill the twilight movie. i still stick to my opinion that it was completely and utterly stupid. but anyhoo, doesnt she look like a perfect alice cullen here??

i feel weird putting a picure of a random lady on my blog....

 and i still want to eat fried ice cream.

HELL YEAH!

oh. i can feel the accomplishment. this is what ocd does to you people. bewareeeee.  and on anotehr note, im going to be completely screwed for terry's test ><

so today [again, i mean yesterday] was SO awesome.

the game went pretty well except for the last bit where everyone sort of became REALLY sesat and such.


omg i love you guys so much!!!

cant wait to see the pictures haha

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

ahh today was awesome. wait not really today. cause today is now tomorrow.. yeah.. anyhooo,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAW JING XIEN!!!!

can i say i love this picture?? its so cute!!! and constipated hahahaha.

anyway, today.[by which i mean yesterday.] was pretty much awesome. i now know where jing xien, the queen and nicholas live. mwahahaha. you people BEWAREEE. no not really. but i do know where you live. and yay! got angpaus!! woohooo.

okay first stop
birthday boy's house
um.. his mum was nice. haha. i liked her. she was like "are you from his class? whats your name? who else is coming today? do you want any drinks? have you taken breakfast? what time are you all going to study until? okay lah. drink water? do youw ant to eat new year cookies?" etc. very friendly. haha. quite cute also in a way.
then... she gave me water, and then i drank milk and thought saw was going to eat bread with kaya and peanut butter and jam at the same time [at which point i thought saw was a bit weird. no actually a lot weird.]. but apparently no, cause he folded the individual pieces of bread in half and ate them separately.
then, his mum and him like pakat force me to play the piano. wah. damn stressed. play until like super nervous. made SO many mistakes. wish i could be like sze yin. she's so pro lah. can play so awesomely even though got all the external pressure.
then eugene and sze yin came saw played his guitar awesomely. [electric guitar!! phwoarrrrr its black!!] and after inferring we could climb over to aman suria via saw's window, we cleared out and went to sze yin's house.

the queen's residence

nice house. really as it turns out a walkable distance from saw's house. ohmigosh i suddenly remmebered saw chasing after pigeons. and now i just remembered "the fortune cookie incident". okay its like damn cute okay.

la fortune cookie incident

saw eugene queenie me

eh eh i brought fortune cookies!

oo. how to eat never eat before..

*takes the cookie*

*opens the cookies and starts to eat it.*

never eat before meh?

no?

haha *takes a small bite*

eh.. why dont you all break it in half? theres like paper inside you know...... *breaks fortune cookie in half*

OH!

oh crap. *stops chewing*

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA

wah liao. jakun. hahaha. but damn funny lah.

back to sze's house there were so many cats there. like SO many. [meaning. three]. so cute. and we played with them. ish. okay sze's house was pretty eventful, we learned how to be magicians, how to make dumplings and yeah. we learned very VERY valuable life lessons that will totally help us when we go out to work in the real world. mmhmm mmhmm.
had so much fun with the dumplings. [gyoza dumplings actually]. our intentions were pure but we sucked like crap. seriously the dumplings, FAIL. but not bad really.
then... we played cards. and.. visited her room which unfortunately she has to share with her sis. so kesian in a way. still nice though. i like her house. very very big.

and people. sze yin can really play the piano. beware. she will kick all our asses.

nick's ... CASTLE

so awesome. it was a long walk from the guard house of aman suria to nick's house. but TOTALLY WORTH IT! his house is awesome. its soo big and theres like three floors. honestly, i would be content living in his computer room. IT HAS A BED AND A TV!! also, the pillars or gate thingy of the aman suria place is made of styrofoam and covered with a bit of cement. yeah. i know. interesting.
nick's mom is really cool and she let us drink shandy! and she collects ducks! DUCKS! there were so many!! haha. and... nicks whole house is super awesome. even the toilets have ducks in them and the toilets are nice too. like really nice.
and...nicks room is awesome. because theres a dragon in it! and other stuff too.. and then we played pictionary!! or nery. whatever! it was fun. for a while anyway. seriously some of the things we had to draw so hard. but really in an awesome way. had so so so so much fun.. i love nick's houseee!!!

so um then when i left saw's house, mum took me to watch percy jackson and the lightning thief! she also tried to make me change into my jeans in the car. i obviously refused. so then ate yi sang or lo sang or whatever and my loose bracket just popped out and i nearly chipped a tooth but its all good. um...then, um... watched percy jackson i guess. SUPER AWESOME!! but of course i have yet to read the book so the movie was really great. zo's pretty sure my opinion will change once ive read the book.

recognised a few actors and actresses. cant remember now but i remmeber the guy who played luke was adam in supernatural. and adam died =D. [i can imagine zoey giving me the look and saying "well of course YOU would remember that"] haha. good movie. a few parts were a bit fake and predictable though haha. but I LIKE IT!

oh and when saw and i left sze's house right, we had to walk back to his. i asked sze if she wanted to come along haha for fun lo. then her mother was like "huh? why you want sze yin to come?? no need lah. anything happen we can hear you scream from here!!" she implied something else too but im not sure if i really got it cos she was speaking in mandarin. or Cantonese.. i dont remember but haha SO FUNNY. i like her mum too.SHE ROCKS!! WOOHOO.. invit eus over when you guys are baking queenie!!

ahh. listening to the old stuff i used to love on my ipod. theyre actually pretty awesome.

oh dear phone. some of you may be wondering "why is this picture so long? its so so strange" and et cetera. i dont quite know. :D

anyway, now, after at least ten minutes of stalking a person-who shall remain nameless for his or her own safety-'s blog, i have finally understood why the people in DU say that i'm exactly like the aforementioned nameless person. interesting. and all we did was go to the same kindie when we were tiny midgets. very interesting. do you guys ever look at kindie photos and wonder how those people are doing now? hmm.. i shall ponder on this question quite seriously until some other random thing captures my attention.

i want to own an artshop.[hint hint. queenie. buy me one haha]

i think my mum is getting worried about me again. this time i think it's probably because my head has been making these seizure-like bobbing actions due to the awesome music that i am currently rediscovering. awesome. haha. although, for her sake, i should probably stop. or like move to the privacy of my room. which as it turns out isnt so much 'privacy' as it is just a form of 'slight inconvenience for nosy parents' , example, my mother, who owns this pretty handy bunch of keys and can use them to barge in my room whenever she sees fit to..lovely.

pretty damn awesome songs. [the old ones i mean. or you know. "relatively" old.]
kill the director-the wombats
pandora-madina lake
bright eyes [not a song, but a band.]
only one-yellowcard
pictures of you-the last goodnight
sakasama no chou. [yes. japanese woohoo.]-SNow [ i think]
stolen-dashboard confessional
suffragete city-wakefield
where the city meets the sea-the getaway plan
the curse of curves-cute is what we aim for
newport living-cute is what we aim for
the importance of being idle-OASIS
i'm ready-jack's mannequin

online chats.

RILAKKUMA!!

okay well here's an interesting topic. it's so much easier to talk to people online. you never stutter, you feel confident cos you cant see the person scrutinizing your face and other stuff liek that. yeah i know and while i try not to acknowledge the fact that i may or may not have certain issues with the ...well i dont know how to put it so i'll just leave it at issues, i do think it's a lot harder for me to talk to people in real life. mmhmm mmhmm. its true okay.

also, i tend to sound slightly smarter on msn. which kind of sucks cos you cant do interviews through msn and whatnot. would be awesome though.

watched the boat that rocked today. i thought it was pretty good. but i think some of you guys may find it boring. i dunno. i liked it =D. i also like the new emoticon i stole from rueben makes me feel like a pro wrestler haha.

which reminds me. i'm santa. because i drink milk and eat lots of cookies. hohoho. but im santa minus the beard, pot belly, and the other thing i mentioned. [dont you dare scream in out in my chatbox. you know who you are.]. basicaly, all im sayign here is, WORSHIP ME PEOPLE. put up trees in your house and stuff hahaha. [no i will not be giving you gifts. unless i like you.. or feel like it.]

someone told me today that she enjoys reading my blog because i apparently sound really happy. i guess she enjoys my hyper insanity here huh? amazing really. i need more of these people in my life haha. ahh i want to watch percy jackson and the lightning thief so badly!! and alice in wonderland!1 its coming out in march!! MARCH!! ahh. her. wait a second. march is pretty close. ah crap. i said this already earlier today.. why is my memory so horrible..also i still want. no, need to watch daybreakers. and my sassy girl, the english one. the trailer was hilarious. seriously, check it out =D. especially you, kath. anyways, ciao. :). ho yeah. im italian now.

no not really.

ill think of a title eventually.

GUITAR STRAPS!

ahh i want one.. but i dont have a guitar that i can use it with... haha. but look at the awesomenessss... i kinda want a fender... have you seen their awesomeness??? but i cant even play properly. my willpower is really sucky. heheh.

oh yeah and i know thats not a fender but look its so pretty.

okay i know this is weird but remember a while ago i said i was looking at pictures of food on teh internet? yeah guess what. i still am. they just look so good..

so anyway, back to the reality of my life. went visiting today. a little girl called me dog several times and petted me on the head while feeding me new year cookies. yeah i know. a little strange but its okay. at least i got like some kind of server or something. it was all still pretty much degrading. mmhmm.

AHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

meepy.... SO meepy.

the graphics and illustration for the anime durarara are damn awesome. like seriously. i love it sooo much... and look!! JIGOKU SHOUJO! cool! ahh. i love this show.. the characters are so awesome! and the opening theme is so awesome! the ending theme also rocks. i think i may actually love this more than bleach and stuff. cos the plot is really unique and there are so many back stories and hidden stuff. and you get just SO very very curious. ah very awesome anime. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS!! gotta intro this to my buddy in ms val's class!! ahhhhhh

thus concludes our segment of the hysteric ramblings of a slightly not right in the head [atm] lyssa who has just finished watching an awesome anime, read manga, downloaded cool songs and gotten ang paus. thank you.

meep.

i now possess a handbag. how amazing is this?

this word will mean whatever i want it to mean and will be used in every context possible. =D yayyy. i has a word,

anywayy, back to the actual reason im blogging, happy chinese new year mah buddies. make sure you get loads of ang paus and split like mm oh i dunno maybe 10% for me. make sure all of you do this. then ILL BE FILTHY RICH! thank you and have an awesome holiday :)

motion city soundtrack is awesome!! DURARARAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHH

spent my cny staring and laughing at the computer screen. wished everyone online happy cny for no reason. quite fun. reconnected with certain people. happy valentines day too eveyone.

just downloaded
1. motion city soundtrack's album: even if it kills me
2. all time low : umbrella cover
3. almost alice : metrostation's track and 3OH!3's track.
4. angels and airwaves' album : LOVE
5. weatherstar's album [new random band i found?]
6. burn noticeeee
7. supernatural

im so tired.

so evil but so very very cute.does anyone find this pose familiar ish?

carry me!!!

huh... why? youre quite heavy you know.

whyyyy

i dont know?

carry me!!!

okay fine.

NO! che che dont carry me yet

? why?

cause ah, you know ah, i just fart.

mmhmm i know. i can smell it.

ahh little kids. the adorableness.

well anyway lets see whats new. hmm okay.
1. i may have accidentally given myself a straight fringe this morning. well technically yesterday morning before school. [look at the photo. does it look straight??]
2. ive lost my voice but not completely. our class drama finally passed and it was pretty good.
3. fie turned 17.
4. i forced tien-yi to return my hug [as a reply to her two presents. I LOVE YOU YOU CRAZY WOMAN.... IM GOING TO KILL YOUU].
5. elena gave me really good cookies.
6. ive started to go through certain boxes in my room and found some photos i probably shouldnt have. [ahh nightmares...a little iffy on that. tong knows haha]
7. i did find a picture of my first pet.
and several others in which i look like a really really adorable little......boy.
8. also, a photo that proves my cousin tied me up with her sister and stamped chops on our faces.
9. i have been constantly bullied by a four and five year old.
10. Eugene gave us notes.
11. found out a lot of interesting secrets and gossip. yes.
12. i have heard mr saw jing xien sing. yes SING.
13. i can say i definitely know the first part of lady gaga's bad romance. courtesy of lee kar yew. the doctor dude.
14. i miss hui yin :(. loved spending time with her today tho.
15. realised i should stop saying things like "im sad. :D" kinda is wrogn isnt it. haha.
16. am pissed off at some people. but i shall not say.
17. amanda leong can really hit the high notes.
18. sze yin is a good talking buddy. very understanding =D
19. i have worn my vest. finally!next time must build up enough confidence to tanggal the jacket though...
20. um...i've recently started rearranging my cork board at home again.

my nieces are pretty cool.

ahh i love them. but they are so evil. but so cute.i fear one of them may be going lala. oh the horror. just kidding.

example of a conversation they yell at the top of their lungs.

alyssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whaaaattttt

and this is where they yell at the top of their voices.

I FARDEDDDDDDDDDD.

yes. i know. so cute but it gets you a lot of nervous stares form passerbys. and as you can see, they dont call me cheh cheh. sad eh. its just alyssssaaaaaaaaaa and stuff liek that. no title nothing. aww haha. its okay. i dont really give a crap. they forced me to play london bridge in tropicana city. really loudly. it was really quite okay when i had to just stand there holding hands with their maid and them running around my legs. but it was a lot harder when they stood up and said alyssaaa you go underneath okay. then i bent down to their level and said "little dudes. even if i sit on the floor, i still cant go under that." then they started going "whyyyyyy". and kept doing that until i asked them "why what?" and they realized they forgot why they were asking the question. little kids are so cute.

one of them tried to follow me in the toilet.

quod erat demonstrandum

i saw a dead cat on the road the day before yesterday. it looked like it was sleeping. the next day i walked past the same cat and its brains plus other miscellaneous body parts that are normally hidden werent...well, hidden.. its sad really. they just come, no one really notices their presence or anything and one day their just like gone. and no one gives a crap. they just drive over it. cos thats what they are right? roadkill. its not fair.

sorry. im ranting.

nevermind. on to lighter topics.

we played hangman in class during bio and chem period. kath and i were amazed by how well we knew our kiddy cartoons. well i dont blame kath, she has Emmanuel and Antonio who are like little kids who watches the cartoons a lot. i however do not have an excuse. "CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG!" what the crappp. haha. well they are pretty cute.but you really shouldve seent he look on hilmans face when kath shouted "ROLLIE POLIE OLIE." just so funny.



watch prayers for bobby. its so sad and touching and wahh. so sad. unless you people cannot tahan gays and everything,. then dont watch it. no wait. watch it but skip the kissing scenes. maybe you can have some realisation or somethign then. i dotn know.

like scraping congealed nachos off a plate.

man i love big bang theory.

for no reason, today i decided to screw up my entire blogger list thing. you people who use the links on the right to navigate, SUFFAHHHHH.

outside my window

haha wonder if you guys can guess whot eh people are without seeing the site names and all first.  =D

sze yin called me a hybrid.

11.36 okay i had every intention of screwing up your browsing privileges. but unfortunately, im apparently still a little feverish and have to hit the sack earlier. good night.

and yes ai vee monday night tuition is very very interesting. haha

why is it i always have interesting things to say about my BM tuition...