you know you're getting old when your parent is more enthusiastic over buying clothes than you are

apparently all of them sleep with their heads tucked in their asses haha

could it be that i'm ageing? wow. the years have gone by so so fast.. *epic stare into the distance in which a flashback of eating loads of icecream plays*.. oh well.

anyway, today i let my mum dress me up like a dress up doll. i mustve put on about 10 dresses, 5 skinny jeans and more than 15 tops today. wow. you'd think id like the fact that she was buying me clothes but not really. i was wearing my sneakers and dude, you have no idea how many times i had to take them off, put them off, take them off. and well you get the general idea.

anyway, after finally finding a dress i could pretty much tolerate, guess what? bingo! no size. wtf! nevermind.

anyway, nothing new i guess. still hate dresses and skinny jeans. firstly, my legs get stuck in the holes cause they are so small and i basically have sasquatch feet and what not. and also, the zippers on the dresses get stuck really easily and since they're behind you, it's so incredibly hard to pull up and down and guess what. i actually nearly fell down. yes.

and a guy may have seen me in my underwear because my mum doesnt wait for me to put my clothes back on before opening the door and going out. embarrassing much. and yeah. she follows me into the bloody changing room and watches me change. parents are weird...

oh and i saw a racoon molest itself today. it was. well interesting i guess. also, kittens like shoelaces.

okay and i really really like juice. [pineapple, sorbet, watermelon] when they gave us the sample i licked the cup and my mum stared at me with the "oh-dear-god-i've-given-birth-to-a-raging-moron" which was in some way slightly degrading but oh well, she bought me a bigger cup so i guess it turned out okay right?

stoodpik

well, the competition was a bust. i had to walk home in a stupid dress. oh wait. no its meiyens dress. let me rephrase that. i had to walk home in an awesome dress while feeling incredibly stupid. and meiyen didnt smother me in my sleep. yay.also, i have a cold.

oh and by the way, joshua ng whatshisface has the face of evil. but he is so cute! that boy has got to be like what? 11 or something? and he plays the piano SO awesomely. even the word awesome is not actually enough. and well, his insanely awesome piano skills literally beat the crap out of our suckish piano skills. our egos are currently extremely bruised. im not even sure if meiyens frog prince theory thing can even help us know.

well anyway, wenqi's face was really quite hillarious when he started playing but then again. ours mustve been somewhere along those lines as well. god why must the face of evil be so adorable??? i must kill that boy! or like you know, invent some machine to suck out his piano skills and divide it equally among ourselves cause even a portion of his skills would make us a lot less suckish.

also, this competition has thought me how much i could want a mcchicken so so much. whoa. so damn hungry that day. also, when its like 'freeze your fingers into blocks of ice' cold, you really need to pee... well anyway, good experience i guess.

mei yen and her interesting lifestyle.

low meiyen the sleeping idiot is stalked

normally, i wouldnt post a picture like this. but it was in your phone and since its on your blog. muahahahaha. suckerrrr

since you know so much about my friends throught your awesome stalkerish sixth sense, i am going to tell them all about your interesting lifestyle.

firstly, i shall begin with this. the sentence "i have an interesting lifestyle" roughly translates into basic english as "i am extremely weird." . and im going to stopp now because i realised if i stay over at ms beh's tomorrow, mei yen can totally smother me in my sleep.

and therefore, i shall begin a topic on how awesome the meiyen who will feels so touched that she will not smother me in my sleep is.

1. meiyen is cool
2. she's nearly as lame as i am.
3. mei yen is an awesome stalker and can tell you more about the people in my school than i ever could.
4. meiyen is born with the ability to use the word awesome more than a thousand times in a sentence. example "ohmigod! i hate chicken! awesome."
5. meiyen does not like chicken, prawns, mutton or etc. but she likes fish and veggies oh and tofu.
6. she loves nigahiga.
7.mei yen talks about frogs a lot for some reason.
8. she loves green like me! although i still think lime green is better....
9. has an av room in her new house. is she rich or what???
10. she has orangutan arms apparently because she claims they are too long. dude. I HAVE LONGER ARMS THAN YOU!!

post script: i still think theyre called tube tops... i cant go around saying "hey i wanna borrow your tubes!" its like saying "hey! can i borrow part of your toilet pipe things from your home???" and those you cannot wear.

let's share. you take the grenade and ill take the pin

pencil box

mei yen is such an interesting person. she is so interesting in fact that i am going to dedicate this post to her and also show you guys what a standard conversation with her would sound like.

mei yen me

ouch. is there a bruise here? it hurts.
nope.
but it hurts.
aly. you should find a frog!
.. wait what?
and then, you kiss the frog and it turns into a prince.
... what does that have to do with anything???
then the prince will kiss you!
yes but this has nothing to do with anything!
wait! and then the bruises will all disappear!!
o..kayy.. i see where you're going with this....
AND THENN you will turn ionto a FROG!:D
oh. hahahah- wait WHAT??

and you people think i'm strange. haha. no wonder we're such good friends.

so i had this dream...and i didnt have pants

racing kites

at piano class, mei yen decided she wasnted to do her addmaths homework so i had nothing to do so , yeah i took a nap on the couch. and in those 15 minutes, i dreamt i was at piano class and well most of it is really boring but it did look a bit like a korean restaurant i went to with gwee and natsu a while ago. but at some point, i happened to notice i wasnt wearing pants. yeah. it was.. very weird. and for some reason, that didnt seem to bother anyone at all.

well anyway, it was really random and mei yen and i talked about it and laughed a lot. and we talked about other stuff as well. including aaron ng's strange way of taking photos in her school which she described as "neh. that weird guy always stands so weirdly with a camera.. neh neh.." haha.

well, natsu went back yesterday. i cried. gwee cried. natsu cried. it was so sad. but i was really hungry. but nevermind its okay. and you know why? natsu's getting facebook.
oh and i met a 12 year old called ashley who is well, slightly taller than me. i WILL kill that girl.

let's see what natsdu has learnt from this visit.
1. malaysian food is awesome
2. nyonya food is weird
3.alyssa is a banana
4.when a banana is seen in the future, point at it and say "lyssa!"
5. gwee is awesome
6. rui and "dixter" are funny
7. super junior, sorry sorry rocks to the max.
8. get facebook
9. gwee has some godawesome friends
10. if she meets arashi. she must tell him to come to malaysia. haha

ahh. im going to miss that girl...

selectively evil.

just like twins

went to manda's for tien yi's surprise party. whoa so fun. i know how to play a new song on the guitar and three melodies on the drums! AWESOME! also, we played twister which was pretty painful and well, i cant really say violating because nothing happened to me but at some point, i was basically completely surrounded by butts. i wonder if someone has a picture of that. thankfully, everyone had the decency not to fart in my face. and i thank you all for that.

also, tong was wearing kitschen shorts. dont ask me how i know that.

anyway, we bought a cake and then kath said that she needed to take a dumper and theat we'd all have to go upstairs everyone was like "whhyyyyyy?" so then manda tong and i were like "eeew! faster go up! after stink up the whole house." haha. and tien yi was like shouting "TOO MUCH INFO KATHH!"

okay wait, i thought i mentioned it but as it turns out, yes. i did not. and therefore, here i am explaining myself and hoping not many people have seen the unedited version of this post. kath didnt actually have to take a dumper. she just needed to get us upstairs.

sorry kath!!!

and seriously, even if she needed to, she wouldnt have announced it to the world. thank you and have a nice day.

and apparently people actually believed me when i told them tong was very sad downstairs because of what her bro said when in actuality i just needed to get them downstairs for cake. manda was like "really??" aww so nice. so worried about tong. so fun. we played cherades. i was a turkey for all of 3 minutes and my friends cant think of the word "false teeth" haha.

in the mean time, tong is either extremely hillarious or a bit... well crazy. she writes "think positive" as her blogs header. and then, she puts a picture of herself doing addmaths... haha. what it should really be is "we're all going to die."

which reminds me of what i wrote on amanda's addmaths tuition book " so healthy for what? we're all gonna die eventually. :D" well she knows what i mean.

and dont forget. jimmy eat world is awesome.

amanda ng really loves kinder bueno.

we shuenie, manda and i were like sharing the kinder bueno and then one dropped on her bed and she immediately pounced on it like some hyena which hasnt had any food in about a million years ish. haha. shes so cute lah. and really desperate ...

dont blame yourself. let me do it.

wait.. crap!

where the hell is ama sek! ah damn you asshole. nevermind la1 fan si ren... i'm pretty sure that'snot how you spell it but oh well. talking to amanda ng. yes. at 2 in the morning.. and she tells my mum she sleeps by 12.30. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! haha being childish is just so fun.

The one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

my friends.. eh wait what the.. tong is in every single picture.. except these.. waddd

god i am so mean. someone! stop me!!! mei yen and i were singing .. okay we were bored and we played piano for a really long time. you cant blame us for being the tiniest bit balmy right? so anyways, we found this book of piano songs with lyrics that were pretty current so we were like singing and stuff. there was the song lucky by colbie calait and jason mraz. and you that one part were they go "ooohh" and harmonize? well yeah we did that. and then cause i was bored i was like " haha! you sound like a ghost!" i actually meant we.. but.. i guess my brain as usual isnt really connected to my mouth so yeah.

i'm sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy

ps: zoey's birthday is on monday. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??? THIS MEANS THAT THE PIANO COMPETITION IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY.. WHAT THE CHICKEN RICE!!?

KOR KOR alvin

sigh. the idiot made me spell it out. >P

it's apparent there's nothign of importance to do in australie. he has been on the whole day. and he keeps commenting on the same thing cause i reply him.

i feel kind of embarrassed. i'm using all the attachments that are natural to a malysian and his english is like really clean... except for the lolz and stuff. but yeah. other than that pretty much perfect. and i'm speaking like some chinawoman compared to him. great. my english isnt exactly top grade and it happens to be the only language i can speak and understand.

what...

oh and when you become an english teacher, you probably magically know how to use big words and such just to confuse people...

also, august kind of sucks. i'm pissed off at some unresonable people. ugh.. so very very pissed. i feel like killing them in their sleep. gah. okay chill. lets go watch some big bang theory and listen to awesome musice by all time low, does it offend you yeah ,yann tiersen and yui.

my mum just quoted my email address...

the OH MAISS GOTT! THAT WAS SOOO FUNNEH! face.

it'swhy isnt my email address something simple like lyssa93@hotmail.com as is everyone elses??? oh god! why do kids seem to think things with initials were cool?

tong is so cute. she has real huge dimples. haha. and sometimes they make her head remind me of chipmunks. haha.

i've suddenly remembered part of a dialogue at li bing's party "aly, do you know him?" "maybe. i recognise his head. but i dont klnow who he is :)" i also remember cramming a whole lot of jelly into my mouth until i was rendered unable to speak. i'm such a genious. i also just spelt the word genius wrong. my god. maybe television and computer usage does shrink the size of your brain no matter how small it was originally. ... well that just sucks.

anyway, to the awesomest manager in the history of awesome managers, which even though isnt a real thing that exists it should be, good luck. belatedly. that is all thank you and have an awesome possum day.

sorry but i ahve contradicted the "L.A.M.E.A.S.S" disease and i'm very sad to say but the results and symptoms appear to be permanent, and therefore, i will be permanently lame as there has yet to be a proven an effective treatment againts lamenosity.

yeah....

i freely admit the glaringly obvious truth that i am indeed mandarin handicapped.

just visited gwee's blog. everythings pretty much indecipherable. by which i mean everythings basically in chinese. i wonder if i can use google to translate it into english.... but i'm just way to busy [lazy] to do something like that.

oh well. so the only thing i can do is like write a post about it and also link her haha. oh and if anyone wants to see the other notes i made, this goes for people like amanda tong and the gang, they're at the bottom

oh and guess what. martin just nicknamed me "HYPERBUNNYYYYY :P" very funny you ass.

i asked my mum if i should turn off the computer and guess what she said "hah?! you want to take bath now?! you ah! CANNTO MANAGE YOUR TIME PROPERLY! "
say whatttt.... are the two even minutely related? haha.

whoa i made 32

awesome.i want dammit.

anyways, gotta go do my stupid thesis now. which i find to be really sad since it's supposed to be the holidays. well, doesnt change much. my holidays do start on the 30th. which also probably sucks just as much...

i just really love this picture...

only real friends tell you your face is dirty.

spent the whole day at msbeh's. even showered. there. am pretty tired. so, im just gonna leave my internet on for the downloading stuff. and go to sleep. good night mah peeps.

ps: good luck fie, jo and soph for the thingy tomorrow. you guys were awesome.

ive just found this whole box of my old diaries. yes i wrote in stupid little books before i discovered blogger.

and so it seems, i was a very disturbed little kid. that or i really REALLY hated barney.

ps: hope you guys liked the notes?

so as it turns out, manda wasnt kidding. she really did categorise all my msn contacts. haha.

hello my little notes. you have found your respective owners yes?

as you all know, all week ive been somewhat obsessed -being the only word suitable in this context- with making tiny notes and sticking them all over the place ie pencilboxes, pockets etc you know. thus i am here to apologise to those who think i have violated their privacy. sorry :P. i may have a career in pick pocketing. no one seems to notice me stuffing stuff into their pockets. haha.

and gwee, it's so cute of you to complain to manda about me making one for everyone except for you haha. padan muka . i made yours first.

currently wondering if i should do one for everyone in class.. hmm but what can i say on some? hmm oh well, i guess im stopping now huh? awwww

a picture for natsu in her book haha.

NATSU!!!nooooo don't go back to japan! stay in malaysia and make me okonomiyaki!

gwee HAH! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW. :P

amanda ng wen wei, she who looks innocent.

koh hui yin, my retard.

kat poe

jenn ng li shen!

tongie the snowman!!!

ganas person aka chicken rice.

resh

jimmy

alice

amanda leong!

chieng qian who is so blur, she probably hasnt noticed the note yet...

SELENAAAAA

wee shieeennn

tien yi. happy birthday lalalala. tanjobi omodeto is it?

shuen wei, the poker.

it'ssss chris!

sze yin!!

chui yeng

andy

vonnie

shu

sab!

sucking up to the leo club prez. haha. no lah.

saw jing xien who may be afraid of me a little haha

low mei yen! hope she doesnt see this till tomorrow.. have yet to give it to her....

boh yeee

me admitting that i stalk hui pin a little.

elena wong was so touched she gave me a hug. haha

sze yin's reply to my message haha.

lew khei qi

lee kar yew

lyenchin, i hope you see this. and if you dont appreciate it, i will kill you.

Of course

The one day i decide to wear ankle socks because i dont have any others, i get totally busted. And now, i have a damn pair of suckish rm6 socks. Exactly. Daylight robbery much. Dj sucks sometimes. Sigh today i feel like redoing my blog... Oh and did i mention im not at physics tuition? I had a really bad headache since school so my mum ever so reluctantly allowed me to go back home and sleep. Which means doing this cause i cant sleep and i need to take my mind off it for it to go away.

okay well. I wrote the most amazing piece of crap essay during english tuition. And im pretty sure i used the word lucky in the essay about h1n1... So im pretty sure im gonna get sucky marks for that.

I wish i could go to gwees now and i wish i went to kdu just now.... Apparently there was a haunted house. Also, i may have accidentally ruined nessas and zos relationship.... But in my defence i dont think its entirely my fault. But still cant help but to feel a little guilty you know.

Well thats it. Im lazy to type with my phone and im pretty sure the internet for digi isnt considered cheap. So yeah.

just remembered i wanted to wish the august people happy birthdays!

A VERY AWESOME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

chin lyen the ass

tong pui yee the silent ganas person

khei qi who's never gonna see this

li bing who's also probably not gonna see this

peter neik whom i'm very sorry for shouting at earlier on the phone SORRY.

tien yi the cool straightforward one

venosha the cool

seng loh the i just remembered

zoey the insane maniac

uh yeah.. well at the moment these are all i an remember. so yeah. happy birthday mah peeps. and have an awesome day. or what's left of it. also, if i didnt mention you here, feel free to yell at me and force me to add your name here. ^^ bye peepul.

oh and did you know theres a dark alice in wonderland??

nice?