Friday, November 20, 2009

look. i'm not going all nerdy on you but. INERTIA.

cant put a picture cos my computer has a virus so i'm not allowed to plug anything in.

you may not realise this but when you go to singapore and decide to use the publc transport systems there, inertia suddenly becomes VERY important. i honestly dont know how those singaporians do it. thir MRTs which are btw all over the place and i mean ALL OVER THE PLACE. are so so fast and we cant even stand still without wobbling a lil or occasionally a lot while holding on to the bars and such and these singaporeans can just stand there perfectly fine without holding on to anything. awesome

oh and they are SO fast. you know the escalators there are so fast??? its like we step on it and almost fall cos its like they suddenly just whip you up and take you there really quick. sigh when we came back to malaysia, we were like "omg.. the escalators here are justso very very SLOWWW." sad really. being in singapore for three days has made us impatient people. ah well. you know right, my body still wasnt used to the speed and stuff right everytime we got off tyhe MRT and stood still while waiting for the next MRT or bus right, i would be like wobbling a little bit. very very strange. i was a lil bit like jell-o. but it was really fun.

we did so many things i cant even remember half of it.but it was just so fun.

for the past three days, ama sek and i have been calling tong mummy. and soon our family tree blossomed.

tong was our mother. ama sek is my mei so i'm her jie. kath is my wife. yeah we're a bunch of lesbians. haha kidding. amanda ng is our daughter. and well, joel's the crazy uncle who lives in a tree apparently. oh yeah. AWESOME.

in an easier way for me to highlight,
tong = mummy [ama s. and i] // ama ng's popo
ama sek = my mei // ama ng's crazy aunty
me = ama sek's jie // ama ng's mummy // kath's wife

kath = my wife //ama ng's mummy
ama ng = mine and kath's kid // amas' niece // tong's grand child.
joel = crazy uncle who lives in a tree

i think it started when tong said she would keep our passports for us. then we were like "thank you mummy!!!!!!!" then ama ng got kath to keep hers so kath became her mummy. and then i fed ama ng some of my lunch to let her try. so i became her mummy. and well yeah. then my wife cheated on me using my mother and yeah. it got very complicated after that haha.

anyway, on the first night, it was a bout one in the morning and we started to play chuo dai di or however it is you spell it. i dont know. anyway, my cards were like freaky. i got A1234556789JQK. which to me is like freaking impossible. i was like "whoa." when i arranged the cards. and i was'nt sure if i shuld show them casue i mean come on those cards are like freaking cool right???? i mean imagine. if my 5 was a 10 i would get like the entire perfect set!. then while i was deciding. i took a phone and snapped a pic of my cards and told them [joel, amanda ng and amanda sek] my cards were really cool.[ tong and kath were trying to sleep.]

and joel like practically guessed my cards. i think he was being sarcastic but then i showed them and it was like "WHOAAAAA". cool. so since i showed them my cards already, i didnt see the point of holding them anymore. so i just basically spread them out on the floor for everyone to see. and guess what. even with doing that, I FREAKING WON. haha. joel was like "how did she win with those cards???" and i was like "woohooo AWESOMEEE that's how!!! lalalalala"

and the coolest thing happened. right after that, we played another round and guess what joel got? A12345567810JQK. it was like exactly the same as mine except he got 10 instead of 9. so creepy. one after the other. then during the same game, i got 910JQK in spades. which is aparently one spade ace short of a royal flush which is also apparently very RARE. so creepy. and before that we played some kind of poker where we all get a card each and put it on our foreheads so that others excluding ourselves can see then we choose either to raise, fold or etc. amanda sek, amanda ng and i got 666. joel was like "gulp." DEVIL NUMBER!.

pretty cool though. but then, amanda ng said something in a really freaky way. and well, since i wasnt at home, pretty much freaked out a bit. haha. so ama sek who was more freaked than i was decided we should sleep together. haha so we slept in the bottom bunk together at night.

amanda ng's bro is pretty cool. i mean he can click with us. and we're like weird and crazy. very cool.  I KNOW TWO BANDS ON YOUR PHONE PLAYLIST HAHAHAAAAA.

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