Thursday, December 31, 2009

i tried to think of a somewhat clever title to say goodbye to 2009. but i can't. because i dont think i really want to.

okay in terms of well, studies and stuff like that, i'd have to say 2009 was pretty much hellish. and i've proabbly already forgotten everything so 2010 will probably be even more hellish i guess.

but in terms of like friendship... friendships.. or whatever [i cant tell okay. English is confusing] well 2009 is probably one of the best years ever. like tong tong [i know we're all going to be 17 soon. but I DONT CARE. when we're like 50 ++ or whatever i'm still going to be calling you that. so there. ;D] said on her blog, this is the year we've probably interacted with most of our class and done the most things. especially most of the things we had on the list.

goodbye.


2009 did NOT suck platypus shit.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

wassup. with my cousin kimmy belle and two evil nieces yo.

christmas is officially over.i smell really bad now. and im all sticky and such. in other words, i really am in desperate need of a shower. :( but i think im pretty cured from my fever so thats pretty awesome right?

anyway, we had peach cocktail? it was blue. and tasted pretty good. and it smells nice. my phone is lagging..  stupid phone. it sucks. but i love it. which also in its own way sucks too. im going to take a shower soon.

i love my christmas presents!!!!!!!! thank you you guys rock!!!!

Friday, December 25, 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL.

i'd love to personally wish you guys but i cant cos im in singapore. and also, i have somehow lost ish my voice. yeah. so what are you guys gonna do today? have fun hope you get loads and loads of presents?

also, you guys NEED to come online more often in the morning.

i wanted to come online last night but i slept at 8pm.. so yeah. haha anyway, merry christmas again. and buy me presents okay. haha just kidding.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

off to mermaid comma lion a go go land tomorrow.. today actually


goodbye mah peeps. i shall try not to miss you.
yep i think of you guys as gummy bears. i can bite your heads off as and when i want to. mwahaha. i'm kidding.

going to sg by car. yep. and that's code for "lyssa is going to get carsick, vomit her eyes out and or die unless she sleeps through the entire journey" beautiful aint it? and i have to take care of two extremely hyped up toddlers.. awesome. haha. hopefully their cuteness will prevent me from throwing up on them :(

we made ama sek cry!


picture goes here. [stupid phone nevermind scratch that.]
.. dammit wrong picture.. nevermind!

and now i sound like a bully. ahh. shit i didnt know i was going to miss that idiot. ut today i realised i really am gonna miss her a lot. :( . you'd think the fact that she enjoys hitting me and stuff would be something that would make me dislike her a lot. but no. yeah i know, i have unresolved issues. ahhh im going to miss that abusive idiot. :( i hope she's reading this now.

I'M GOING TO MISS YOU YOU IDIOTIC ABUSIVE GANAS WOMAN!!!

saghvksbvggjksdavyuegailvg. i actually felt like crying a little when i had to go home... its like when i said bye to her and tong, i suddenly felt the tears come a bit so i just ran off. sad lah... uh this is all very very surprising... so very very strange. didnt know i loved that woman so much.. seriously extremely weird. and of course i mean this in a non lezzie way [no duh].

but she was really cute when she saw us. she was like "HOMG.WTF #^^@&@^@%!#$!" followed by a mental breakdown. she just stood there and then she cried a bit. like AWWWWWWW. then while she was eating she looked like there was something wrong. and also super quiet. haha. so cute. and you could see the tears like starting to well up in her eyes. even the balloon animal couldnt make them go away. haha.

strangled each other damn a lot today cos we might not be able to do that with anyone else ever again haha. phwoarrr dramatic-nya.

and i still cant get over how awesome "again" sounds on the piano..

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

i'm sleeping early today.

yes. its only 12.39 and im turning off the computer. phwoarr. good night mah peeps, stalkers of the internet, facebook addicts and chattees. you know who you are.

feels weird sleeping at this time.. hmm

Monday, December 21, 2009

i like paintball.


clearly an extremely awesome game. haha
[played at zoey's. ON HER XBOX 360. i know. phwoarrr. she's such a gamer]


so well im really glad i came. thanks you guys. you people are awesome. and mwahahaha jimmy i know what the inside of your house looks like. back to the main topic. paintball is so fun! i didnt get as dirty as i thought i'd get. which is really really good. haha but my black shoes are proabbly dead. well not really just extremely caked in mud. washed them just now. i guess ill wear school shoes tomorrow. i need to buy real sports shoes..

paintball guns are actually a lot heavier than you'd expect. yep. and the gas tank was pretty much very huge actually. but it was all good. too bad we were in a different team as kath tong tien yi ama sek and yee munn. hope i didnt miss anyone. haha. and the last game.. i spent my time hiding behind one of the thingies shooting ppl when i finally got really close to the wall thing we were supposed to touch and had a clear shot of everyone i realised i had finished all my bullets. like what the crap. WASTED. and of course i couldnt getto the wall either cos they blew the whistle. aww

well i didnt really get hit. but the mosquitoes targetted me to no end. i cant even count the number of mosquito bites i got. tienyi saw my arms and like freaked out okay. thats how bad it was. but in the first game i counted. and i got about 12. so the whole day i just got more and more. im scratching myself like some sort of chimpanzee right now. [shuenie manda and hui pin.. and jimmy got hit, and looking at their bruises and stuff,the main lesson is, DO NOT get hit by a paintball. looks really extremely painful.]

thats it. im out.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

so i just about sent a hundred identical smses.


i like this shirt. but my mum didnt approve


okay so anyway, my hand phone numbers different now ;D i would type it out here. but i cant really remember it. i know its like 01053 or 35 or i don know something like that. tunetalk ;D . 010 53... okay that and then ending with a 1189. i really dont remember it. i can still here the little noise the computer makes when you're sending smses. wow.. i guess i sent the same message to loads of people.. ahaha.

the reason? well you know how some adults tend to spontaneoudly combust? my mum is one of them. suddenly decided i should use tunetalk. i guess itslike cheaper or somethign? so its okay. afterall i dotn haev to remember my number ahaha. yet anyway. of course when i fill up froms, ill be totally screwed

seriously addicted to bleach now. ahh its so funny.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

happy birthday ama leong!

amanda leong

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA LEONG!!! you are freaking awesome. i got the pictures from jing xien.btu im going to pretend i stalk you so i'll paste all of them here. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

just kidding i'm not that mean lah.

thank you for always being my buddy. i just became close to you like this year. but you're like one of my bffs. you are so super freaking rock your socks off awesome okay. hope you're having fun in pangkor now... haha. have fun. take pictures. although by the time you see this that'll probably be a bit late. haha
again, happy birthday dude :D

Saturday, December 12, 2009

meiyen's surprise party thing

woohoo i can connect my phone again!the picture is proof. but not that great,. will upload singapore pictures soon guys :D

okay so it didnt go as planned. at all. i was probably more clueless about it than she was but oh well. still fun anyway. havent been to the minimart in ages. now the door looks like a jail door. thing yeah... i miss hanging out with these people. aww.

everyone left so early. especially hui ying. but she had a party to go to so it was okay i guess? wen qi and hsu wern left after we bought the stuff.. and stuff. then mei yen left. i still think we shouldve smushed her face a lil into the cake actually haha. we hung out at the park yeah... people were pretty high i guess. and i heard someone say that mei yen was my boyfriend.. of somethign like that. but im not sure haha. [im sorryy i guess imay have accidentally cheated on you kath pooohh. haha kidding kidding.]

oh and, i made a new friend today. i dont know how to spell his chinese name so nevermind buti think its kenzo john leong chee wai i guess. haha. interesting guy. after mei yen left, he walked me home. but before she left we tried giving him a third name haha. SO awkward. but very funny. wanted to yell at him "BE CAREFUL DONT GET RAPED!" after he walked me home. but i dont think that wouldve been a good idea. haha

today was so fun. so whens the next official green coke day? :D make sure hui ying stays with us :(

I MISS YOU GAISSSS. :( hahaha

Thursday, December 10, 2009

i watched new moon

conversations as usual
zo me
oh cool! im wearing all black and white today! ahahaha i could be a mime!
you just notice this now??
whaat...
you're stupid you know.
i prefer to think of it as "lovable".. or "endearing"
*holds up the middle finger*

well, rueben was right. it sucks. what was up with the running around in white clothes at the end showing bella as a vampire. my friend and i saw it and we were like "wow.." cause we could imagine it in some cheesy anime. edward and bella would be in chibi form and holding hands and going skippy skippy and then glitter glitter. with ridiculously happy music. we laughed like crap throughout the whole movie actually. and the theatre was so quiet... well the fighting parts were pretty cool though.

you know somethings wrong when you open the cereal box and discover you got the cute hello kitty toy instead of the retarded one and just do some involuntary hop to express that joy.. damn that was weird. 

Monday, December 07, 2009

hour of the church camp dilemma


short term memory loss.

anyway, i just realized im going to have to find a new source of exercise once ms beh moves out. unless of course i walk to the minimart everyday to buy candy. but then again, if i do that exercising would be very much redundant no?

Sunday, December 06, 2009

so apparently,

if youre a guy and want to work in the forbidden palace, you have to cut off your dick and keep it in a jar which you hang over your bed at night.
. . .

interesting.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

andrea likes watching little kids cry. :D

so i went out with pinny andrea and the oh so famous ass, chin ly en. so we went to tropicana city around 11 am or soemthing met up with andreaand pinny.. she was not wearing yellow. in my defense, i have bad eyesight. well anyway, there was like some sort of colourcode we werent told about. hui pin and andrea wore the exact same colour shirt down to the exact tone. seriously. stoned for a while at the completely empty cinema before buying the ticket. seriosuly we took about 20 minutes to decide. we kept getting distracted. haha. final decision was mulan. i didnt know there was a chinese real life mulan. nto that bad actually. they completely changed the storyline. but the basic thing is still pretty much there.

then after buying tickets, we did what any semi normal person might do. we went to borders, saw 2 new moon calendars and started a very heated discussion about the actors and actresses for about half an hour. yes we waste so much time. haha. apparently dakota fanning looks really good in new moon or something. didnt know she was in it though. until today.

then went in discussed a bit more. went to the section with the well uh.. instructive books or helper books or whatever and started having our own mini discussion. quite fun. we sat there for a really long time just talking and stuff. then i saw one book which title was "if" and we were like "oh god its like that stupid poem in school " but no. turns out, "if" is a book just filled with questions. i randomly flipped it open to one page and read out the third line. "if you could torment anyone in the world, who would it be and how?" so i made andrea answer it and she was like "hmmm i guess my cousin? its fun to watch her cry." we were all like. "... WHAT?!" haha. never knew she was that type of person.hahahaha.

naturally after that i walked to the manga section haha. tried to find the mangas i knew. they only had katekyo hitman reborn till like volume 5. thats pretty slow right? d gray man well, there were ike 4 copies of volume 9. cover was nice though. :D. D GRAY MANNN. lalala.

still loving the new aar album. :D. but ill proabbly get sick of it soon. aww.now my playlist consist of almost the wlhole AAR discography, all time lows complete discography i think and several japanese songs. oh and discovery channel by the bloodhound gang. dont know why. btu i like it. maybe its the beat?

we bought hui pin a shirt from kitschen. buT that was after we forced her to try on several items of ridiculous items of clothing which was really fun. most fun ive had at kitschen. haha.

yeah well, then i went home, took a nap [this was around maybe 7 ish?] and woke up 25 minutes ago. awesome no? haha. theres like powerfailure in my room. yes just my room, outsides perfectly fine. how strange. haha.

dear pinny the pin pin.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YOURE FINALLY THE SAME AGE AS US!!

cant wait for tomorrow1 watch ninja assassin. wooh. haha. i still think the title is lame though... ninja assassin. btu the trailer was pretty cool eh? tomorrow you get to choose whatever you want and well buy for you as long as its in our budget range okay? haha. or not we just buy you food to makan okay ? haha.

and thats right dude. i wrote chinese. FOR YOU. hahaha

Friday, December 04, 2009

fake crocs are called frogs apparently. taken from amanda leongs thoery.

SO CUTE. oh shes gonna kill us. haha
ahhh mr saw is going to step on me. but apparently, according to jimmy ayway, ill become like a spring and grow even taller. amazing that boy. now he's a physicist. haha. however i still stick top my theory about how i will be kemek-ted or something. and no. i am not willing to conduct an experiment to test those hypothesis'.

baked cookies today with resh ama jimmy and mr saw. who is actually as i never knew before VERY VERY blur.

proud to say, they came out pretty good actually. especially the first batch. :). oh yeah. success. tastes soo good. eating them with milk now. mmmm. mouthful of pure *slightly burnt* awesomeness.

suddenly remembered us cheers-ing with our cups of water. good times good times. we should have took a picture of that. aww. oh well we got a lot of other stupid pictures to share. ama leong was the official camera woman today. she rocks. i am super glad her dad let her come. THANK YOU UNCLE!!

the juvenile stunt i pulled today
like many of us may have witnessed this on tv, i started putting flour on peoples cheek without them knowing. my first victim was jimmy. but i didnt pull that off very well. my second victim however, mr saw, was very very successful. haha. he is so blur he didnt even notice. haha. very cute. in a way.. the funniest part was when he forgot to wash it off. jimmy kept saying "maybe saw likes it. maybe the flour represents some form of.. self gratification.." or soemthign smart liek that. i cant remember honestly. but i laughed a lot today. so blur. just like tong. haha.

anyway, it was a cute picture. but i shall not post it for i have promised to well, not.

i had the official job title as rinser and ama leong was the washer. haha. had so much. fun. especiallya t the park. loved the park. the first thing that happened to me i the park though was that i stepped in a giant puddle of water. haha. not that bad as it sounds though.

played on the swings.. its awesome. cant remember the last time i went to a park and actually played before this. haha. well maybe the last tiem was with amanda ng and kath. and that was a log time ago. wow... well anyway, this was the first time in a really long time that ive been on the monkey bars.

oh and people, jimmy is super strong. i kid you not. this is very true. he can do a lot of push ups or whatever pull ups i dont know on the monkey bars. so many. continuously too. the title super lawyer genie buff handsome cupid counselor storyteller physicist jimeeh. is very befitting now. haha. SUPER JIMMEH TO THE RESCUEEEE.

oh and heads up jimmy. i know where you live now. mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. imagine me laughing like a lunatic evilly. thats probably a very easy image for you to picture :D.

pictures.
yes you get to see my awesome buddies and my stupid head. all stolen from mr saws blog of course.
amandas taking the picture.


amanda was really scared she would fall out the window. haha. but seriously, it proves to be a very reasonable fear haha.
resh looks so adorable. but also really intense haha. you go woman.
okay. ill tell youw aht he's thinking. "jimmy laik cookie." yes. haha
amanda leong volunteered to try the candle ornament thigs as ear rings. so sporting haha. but they really do match her shirt haha.
sadly, the ONLY solo picture mr saw posted of himself. well at least he's devoted to chocolate chips?
oh yes lyssa like cookie too.
we do our jobs with great devotion. oh yes.
SUPER JIMMY whoooooshhhhhh.
rueben, look so epic horrr
so shaky. but look you can see my fake crocs in this picture or frogs as ama l calls them haha.
our "babies" THEY GROW UP SO FAST!. haha amanda leong took an entire video of us talking rubbish adn them growing haha.
amanda leong looks so cute here. haha. look at our babies on teh table. oh how much love and devotion we put into them...

la ingredients
adding the chocolate chips in i think
just realised this but dudes. we're like the grayscale. haha
ah crap! didnt make it in time for the bunny ears!
i still love resh's hair like this. AWESOME!

ohmygod.. i wanted to upload a picture with only you guys in ti without me. but I CANT FREAKING FIND ONE!! what the....sigh. nevermind.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

kingdom hearts


i quote "mr saw. hand her the pass."

anyway, jimmys teaching me about kingdom hearts. its pretty awesome. haha and i'm like really excited to share what i know about it which is not a lot. but i do know a lil. haha. so i may be coming off as annoying haha.

we're al;l students in jimmy's class. he's a pretty good story teller actualy. so i guess his title has gotten longer again. super lawyer genie buff handsome cupid counselor storyteller jimmeh. haha cool. i wonder if its possible to say that in one breath. okay its possible. but probably not for long. ahaha that boy has some serious skills.

cant wait for later today!!!!! not sure if ill be able to sleep tonight!!! ahhhhh

yesterday as it is yesterday now. was a blast. i love going to manda leongs house. she is so awesome. im so glad i met all of you guys this year.and her mum can really cook.


and martin, haha. you're awesome you know. thanks for being my friend and stuff. i know awww right. but you're still my gappy. haha GAPPPPYYY.
[suffer boy!! mwahahahahahaha. everyone knowwwsssss]

ahh better get back beofre monitor and useless assistant mionitor mr saw figure out im ditching class! ahhh. haha i kid i kid.

our conversation.
Jimmy Leon says:Wait ah let me explain Maleficent's plan
whereslyssa says:
wait wait!!!
picture of me raising my hand.
Jimmy Leon says:
yes??
whereslyssa says:
i need to be excused
Jimmy Leon says:
k. how long will u be back?
whereslyssa says:
5 minutes?thank you teacher
oh but i dont have the pass
HaruZai™ says:
*dancing constipated saw emoticon* lol
Jimmy Leon says:
saw, give her a pass
HaruZai™ says:
**pass her a pass*
whereslyssa says:
hahaokay!bye
Jimmy Leon says:
u're my assistant who doesn't noe a thing about KH
HaruZai™ says:
xP
maleficent is from snow white?
Jimmy Leon says:
nope, from sleeping beauty, when i was young i was damn scared. seriously creepy when she killed Sleeping Beauty
whereslyssa says:
*okay! *im back!
HaruZai™ says:
scary @.@
whereslyssa says:
yeah!SHE HAS HORNS!!and her skin is green...
i just watched sleeping beauty a while ago...
cotinue jimmy
Jimmy Leon says:
yep it's her. she was scary.
whereslyssa says:
*gives mr saw back the pass*
Jimmy Leon says:
Kairi's heart being released means Kingdom Hearts is completed. Ansem heads to Kingdom Hearts, and darkness pours of the Keyhole. The darkness overwhelms the worlds, and more and more powerful versions of Heartless appear, most in the form of demons. The worlds become unstable.
whereslyssa says:
oh no..that cant be good..
Jimmy Leon says:
ya said it sista XDXD
whereslyssa says:
and i have come to an understanding
Jimmy Leon says:
what understanding???
whereslyssa says:
they all have really REALLY BIG FEET=D
Jimmy Leon says:
yep. it's so beautiful, ain't it??? XD shall we?
whereslyssa says:
haha
yes please go on mah buddeh

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR JIMMEH.



sup yo. mah brotha from another motha has just turned 16!! woohooo.

YOU'RE AWESOME DUDE. YOU ARE SO CRAZY. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE OUR, SUPER LAYWER GENIE BUFF HANDSOME CUPID JIMMEEEHHH. WOOHOO THAT WAS LONG. WOAHHHH. FIREWORKS MAN. okay this wasnt supposed to be in capital letters but im still me [lazy] so im just going to leave it :)

have an awesome birthday dude. and remember. eat lots and lots of cake.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

jet lagged.

anyway, seems that cindy resh adn i are all suffering from some form of insomnia or jet lag or whatever. we cant sleep unless its around three in the morning. dunnop why.

lets see what else is new? i keep giving myself impromtu haircuts. yes i will be bald soon. i still need to buy a hat. i think. but its actually getting better i guess? its lost the willy wonka theme [thank god]. today i discussed the awesomeness which are cookies with manda leong. haha tomorrow we're going to play with our guitars before and after tuition. BEST TUITION EVER. haha. I HAVE THE ENTIRE BIG BANG THEORY SEASON 2. life is awesome.

today, a little girl said "F*CK"


haha. manda ng wen wei. its cute.


anyway, today i was just minding my own business doing my stuff. and suddenly, the lil girl possibly 8 or 9 who was sitting next to me started saying a work song to herself. mind you. her "worksong" consisted of only one word ,"F*CK"over and over and over again. kids are very scary...

anyway, i'm coming to terms with my haircut. maybe its because i took a pair of scissors last night and fixed it a little. looks slightly better. not willy wonka ish anymore. not great but better.

still doesnt suit me though... if i may, i think i'm more of the rocker ish type. or indie or soemthing. but my new hairstyle looks like the kind of hairstyle you'd see on the goody goody girls who are really prim and proper. like for example the kind of people who go for garden parties and talk about big frilly dresses, dancing balls and such. i can imagine myself in one of those pastel pink, flowery dresses and a pink knitted sweater with a string of pearls around my neck and a pink hairband. i do not like that image.

its just.. so very very neat...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

happy birthday sze yin

k well i'm going to pst this now cos i have to go off by eight ish today. well its 7.30 now. which means its around 5 ish in japan? well i dont know. anywayyy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SZE YIN, lets pretend its 12.00 now :D wait i may just try somethign out now.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SZE YINNNN. hope you get the ipod. you know the awesome silver one you wanted.

self inflicted jet lag and extremely short hair



dear tongie. sorry i REALLY tried okay??? i just cant upload the picture :(. instead i put this hahahaha. 

SZE YIN IS STILL HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN JAPAN!!!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

perasan-ted post :D


from this. to that. which is better. you tell me.

kath's theory.
ama sek me kath
i sayang youuuuuuu.
i sayang kau tooo!!!!
*slap.
ouch! *slap
*SLAP
owww!*SLAP
[notice how i whine and she doesnt. bet she doesnt feel a thing. too boney or you know. able to withstand great pain..]
*slapping fight continues to great heights*
PEACE PEACE!
*strangles ama sek. playfully*
eeckkkk eckkkk eckkkk
ahah damn funny lah you...
hahaha you too.
i sayang kamu meiii!!!
me tooo cheh cheh!!!

yes. i'm serious. this is exactly how it goes. haha.

oh and
BRITHDAY WISHES

ms beh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS BEH! YOU ARE SOSOSOSOSOSO AWESOME. you are so patient haha. and you call me blur but i know you love me. haha. love you! happy birthday!!!!

ms koh hui yin
dear idiot,

happy birthday! you're finally sixteen. PHWOAR!! SO OLD ALREADY... sigh. i'm like some kind of grandparent then hahaha. eh we need to go out again la. buy each other birthday presents again.. i was thinking we go back to the jap shop? or you want to go to s and j? awesome stuff. you get to determine this years budget ya... haha

love lyssa

Saturday, November 21, 2009

i still remember amanda sek saying "thank you for sleeping with me" hahaha.

anyway, today i went out and got my braces done. or whatever you call it. whoa today the dentist wore a mask. oh yeah. FINALLY HYGIENE! but that's not all. TODAY I HAVE FINALLY REDISCOVERED THE AWESOMENESS WHICH IS, ANIME!!!! oh yes. i'm freaking estatic.

and guess what??? i got to choose a colour for my braces! yay! unfortunately, there was only four colours to choose from. oh well, i was so happy because it's like my first time choosing a colour so i didnt really give a crap. red. yellow. turquoise. orange. well its no question what i picked right? oh yeah. i got colours in my mouth. woohooo.

okay niways, back to my manga and anime. yeahhh. currently pretty much obsessed at this point

i wonder if you guys think i'm very vulgar.. hmmm.... i do swear sometimes. actually a lot. i'm a little fuzzy if "damn" is a swear word or not. but oh well.

to my crazy family members [mummy, uncle treeman, mei, dalinggg, baobei] : i FREAKING miss you guys!!! haha. we should really consider expanding our family tree. haha i wonder if tong has to become a lesbian too. hahaha

HEY!

ama leong could be my other mei. and sze yin could be my cheh cheh. haha [cause i want to be able to call people cheh cheh and not jie jie] OH! and mr saw could be my younger bro. ahaha. sudah naik gila. i wonder why people put 'naik' there... must you go up crazy? doesnt make sense.

anyway, ill leave it to you guys we can add ppl to our family tree! haha. tong you happy? so many bao bei now. hahahahaha

Friday, November 20, 2009

look. i'm not going all nerdy on you but. INERTIA.

cant put a picture cos my computer has a virus so i'm not allowed to plug anything in.

you may not realise this but when you go to singapore and decide to use the publc transport systems there, inertia suddenly becomes VERY important. i honestly dont know how those singaporians do it. thir MRTs which are btw all over the place and i mean ALL OVER THE PLACE. are so so fast and we cant even stand still without wobbling a lil or occasionally a lot while holding on to the bars and such and these singaporeans can just stand there perfectly fine without holding on to anything. awesome

oh and they are SO fast. you know the escalators there are so fast??? its like we step on it and almost fall cos its like they suddenly just whip you up and take you there really quick. sigh when we came back to malaysia, we were like "omg.. the escalators here are justso very very SLOWWW." sad really. being in singapore for three days has made us impatient people. ah well. you know right, my body still wasnt used to the speed and stuff right everytime we got off tyhe MRT and stood still while waiting for the next MRT or bus right, i would be like wobbling a little bit. very very strange. i was a lil bit like jell-o. but it was really fun.

we did so many things i cant even remember half of it.but it was just so fun.

for the past three days, ama sek and i have been calling tong mummy. and soon our family tree blossomed.

tong was our mother. ama sek is my mei so i'm her jie. kath is my wife. yeah we're a bunch of lesbians. haha kidding. amanda ng is our daughter. and well, joel's the crazy uncle who lives in a tree apparently. oh yeah. AWESOME.

in an easier way for me to highlight,
tong = mummy [ama s. and i] // ama ng's popo
ama sek = my mei // ama ng's crazy aunty
me = ama sek's jie // ama ng's mummy // kath's wife

kath = my wife //ama ng's mummy
ama ng = mine and kath's kid // amas' niece // tong's grand child.
joel = crazy uncle who lives in a tree

i think it started when tong said she would keep our passports for us. then we were like "thank you mummy!!!!!!!" then ama ng got kath to keep hers so kath became her mummy. and then i fed ama ng some of my lunch to let her try. so i became her mummy. and well yeah. then my wife cheated on me using my mother and yeah. it got very complicated after that haha.

anyway, on the first night, it was a bout one in the morning and we started to play chuo dai di or however it is you spell it. i dont know. anyway, my cards were like freaky. i got A1234556789JQK. which to me is like freaking impossible. i was like "whoa." when i arranged the cards. and i was'nt sure if i shuld show them casue i mean come on those cards are like freaking cool right???? i mean imagine. if my 5 was a 10 i would get like the entire perfect set!. then while i was deciding. i took a phone and snapped a pic of my cards and told them [joel, amanda ng and amanda sek] my cards were really cool.[ tong and kath were trying to sleep.]

and joel like practically guessed my cards. i think he was being sarcastic but then i showed them and it was like "WHOAAAAA". cool. so since i showed them my cards already, i didnt see the point of holding them anymore. so i just basically spread them out on the floor for everyone to see. and guess what. even with doing that, I FREAKING WON. haha. joel was like "how did she win with those cards???" and i was like "woohooo AWESOMEEE that's how!!! lalalalala"

and the coolest thing happened. right after that, we played another round and guess what joel got? A12345567810JQK. it was like exactly the same as mine except he got 10 instead of 9. so creepy. one after the other. then during the same game, i got 910JQK in spades. which is aparently one spade ace short of a royal flush which is also apparently very RARE. so creepy. and before that we played some kind of poker where we all get a card each and put it on our foreheads so that others excluding ourselves can see then we choose either to raise, fold or etc. amanda sek, amanda ng and i got 666. joel was like "gulp." DEVIL NUMBER!.

pretty cool though. but then, amanda ng said something in a really freaky way. and well, since i wasnt at home, pretty much freaked out a bit. haha. so ama sek who was more freaked than i was decided we should sleep together. haha so we slept in the bottom bunk together at night.

amanda ng's bro is pretty cool. i mean he can click with us. and we're like weird and crazy. very cool.  I KNOW TWO BANDS ON YOUR PHONE PLAYLIST HAHAHAAAAA.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

spread the word

okay so when i said yes for the belly dancing thing. i didnt actually think i would have to bellydance. well to shorten things, i pretty much can say with full confidence that i DEFINITELY suck at bellydancing. complete failure is what i mean. anyway, i spent a long while at zoey's house, by long while i mean at least 3 hours on friday night and the morning all the way until we got to my house. anyway back to the point, i spent that time like basically running around with the jingly blue bellydancing scarf thing saying "JINGLEEEEEE". yes even in front of her parents. okay well maybe i was just shaking it i'm not that crazy as to run around with it screaming at the top of my lungs. i have my boundaries you know.

anyway, the party was okay though. good food. facepaint, oh ASND THERE WAS A POLE. yeah. that's right. my friends and i pole danced. okaty by poledance i mean we like junped on teh pole, hugged it and slid down while screaming "WHEEEEE".like lunatics. yes. oh and apparently theres this girl that loves me. haha. she is so cute. havent seen her in ages though. her names abby and shes 10. apparently we met once [yes ONLY ONCE] during some dinner at zoey's house. and hit it off. zoey said abby says i'm her idol. and she lubbs me very much. cool. haha

anyway, after that went back to my house and like did a whole load of crap  like swim and then go to centrepoint. SUBWAY. awesome. oh tried subway melt today. didnt notice before but it has bacon strips. BACON STRIPS. mmmm. bacon. pretty good. too bad it isnt on the offer thingy. sigh. ah well. anyway, slept at like 1 somethign cos i was tired. second night slept at 5 okay. pro right. yes.

watched a lil of jennifer's body. not bad actually. but then the thing startign getting a lil retarded so we had to stop. aww. dunno what happens in the end now. ahh the suspense. nevermind. anyways we watched drag me to hell today. not that scary actually. expected it to be a whole lot freakier. haha but quite predictable.

oh forgot to talk about friday. school was pretty fun. wont talk about the thing with teachers becasue mr saw already did that. haha. when i saw it i just went "pffft!" and then bocor-ed it to sze yin and ama. hillarious my friends. truly hillarious. anyway after school ate with jimmy ama leong sze yin jing xien huey may. yeah. really fun people. didnt know this befor but vary pasta is pretty good. haha nice lasagna. very hot though. which is good in a way. painful but fresh.

oh and get this. ama leong? yeah she eats LEMONS. and i mean the juicy part, skin and all. it juts goes into her mouth from the icelemon tea and never comes back out. AWESOME. i tried couldnt really bite the skin part. yes i'm like an old lady. :(. no wonder jie eu calls me atusshi... or something. look i cant spell korean okay.

i bought a georgia nicolson book at the bookstore. yes my collection is nearly complee. eeheeeheee. jing xien disappeared while we were at the bookstore. OMG. THAT REMINDS ME! I owe ama leong 10 bucks!! eeee. I'M IN DEBT!

watched a lil bit of where got ghost and transforemers haha. then ran back to school and stayed back till four. saw charis, kenzo, jie xi and chui yeng. othyers too. but im pressd for time and cant really remember? anyway it was really fun hanging out with you guys schould do it again sometime.

oh also i juts remembered what happened on sunday morning. i dragged zo to piano class with em where i was having sej tuition to make her suffer. hey in my defense, she keeps dragging me to aikido and i get really bored and alont ehre okay. so i dragged her there to let her watch me have sej tuition with kenzo and li bing. tuition wasnt that bad. okay lah. i kept trying to reach my hand behind me to slap zoey on teh leg. but the woman probably anticipated it so she st a far distance away.

after tuition, ran out and climbed over the railings again. this time not so great. many people saw us. so embarrassing
but pretty fun so ya know
haha. the funniest part was when the people in the house who were having theiry lunch saw me and also when i knocked on one of ms beh's windows for fun and li bing opened the window and went "what the f***". its like the boy put somethign in his mouth and then saw me . he was like frozen in that position for a lil while. haha. LMAO. definitely. then the people from piano class started leaving. yeah. they saw us too. kenzo saw us and i was like "hi...." which is also what i did to the other students sigh..  oh well. couldnt really tell what the look on any of their faces were. it was just so dark in there. haha. bet they could see me though. dammit.


i need to remember to say UNO.

Friday, November 13, 2009

once you realise something, you cant UNrealise it


oh she's gonna kill me alright.

all i can remember about today is a spent it awesoming with ama leong, sze yin, mr.saw and jimmy. we had four periods of physics in which none of us paid any attention. sze yin drew in my book. we obsessed over japanese katakana and hiragana. waited in front of the hall for ms beh with the gang.  

ama's mp4 got confiscated. VICTOR NEEDS COMPASSION YO.


went home ate lunch, watched tv, a few episodes of big bang theory, went to sleep. woke up several times cos the rain and thunder was really loud but went back to sleep each time. woke up after three hours. washed my hair. went online researched wine and cognac prices for mum and then chatted with a bunch of people. oh and i also got more owl city songs!! woohoo and the acoustic version of rolling star. nice..

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

i'm sorry!


happy birthday and this goes for all of you guys okay?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH!! A THOUSAND TIMES APOLOGY.

its just that theres been like a birthday almost everyday this week.. and its like after exams so we just play and play and well you get the picture. ahh i cant believe i didnt wish you on time. i am SO sorry!

birthdays this week
09.11.09 - hannah
10.11.09 - kat poh
11.11.09 - kenzo
12.11.09 - mei ting//hsing shan

see. SO MANY.

happy birthday kenzo


but look! its KATHS SHIRT
so anyway, didnt go to school today.

yesterday mei yen wenqi tze wei and chee earn trained mei ting to call me "toasty jie jie". and guess what. she did. it was so EVIL but so so very CUTE. and she kept forgetting my name every five minutes. but on the bright side, she forgets everyone leses too. except for timmy's. and timmy's a dog. oh and guess what. mei ting also called me "kakak" which according to mei yen means that i'm their maid. ouch. degraded to that extent.. haha

back to the point.

today jie eu came over. because she asked me to go to ms beh's. and she ended up leaving in 15 minutes. so i let her come over to my house as kenzo went for bm tuition. oh! with cindy!! haha. oh and good news big bang theory is downloading. woohoo.

bought candy with jie eu.... then hung out at my place for about 2 hours plus or maybe it was three. i honestly have no idea. she says my mum looks korean-ish and she thinks she's thirty nine. wow. interesting.

as for the sort of bad news, [for me i mean] i cant find my sketchbook. yes! the one zo gave me. this is such a disaster! she is going to figuratively decapitate me! yikes! my head enjoys having limbs zoey. please no! wait.. maybe she borrowed it. hmm...or maybe my mum put it in a box or something. she IS always coming into room and moving my stuff around.. so... hopefully. i love that book. :(

oh and i just wasted five minutes and three seconds of my life watching some AWESOME japanese fountain thing. very cool.

for now, i need to figure out a way to navigate in chris' blog.

PS: I STILL CANT BELIEVE I CALLED MUNN LEONG JIMMY. what was i thinking??

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

happy birthday kathleen poh


at a lost for words. well thats a first.

mei ting is adorable. and you guys [mei yen, wen qi, tze wei, chee earn....] I MISS YOU GUYS SO SO SO MUCH YOU KNOW?? today was realy fun. maybe ill come again next tuesday.. haha. go piano class and play with the dog. awesome....

i hope kath had the most awesome birthday ever! hope you loved your present womann!!!!

oh and for tomorrow, happy birthday kenzo.

and for the day AFTER tomorrow, happy birthday mei ting. ahh so cute!

Sunday, November 08, 2009

carpe diem my friends. carpe diem.


rainbow tidal wave

so anyway, i guess my mum felt a little guilty for yelling at me. oh and i think i know why i got pissed off so fast that time. pms-ing. haha. see i'm so open with you guys :D.

back to the point. my mum practically DRAGGED me to esprit and FORCED ME to try on all these expensive jeans and etc. imagine this . me:oo this looks nice. *stares at price tag * OMG WOOH. *EYES GROW TO THE SIZE OF NEW YORK OR SOMETHING*. so expensive.but anyway, she forced me to buy two esprit wait is it esprit of espirit? ah whatever. lets call it edc. anway, she made me buy the edc jeans. two of them. RM219 MAN.. so... ack.


i bet this is her plan to make me feel guilty. adults are sooo sneaky like this...

so i helped her assemble a trolley and a hanging rack thing.. yeah. i know. lyssa can do d.i.y? GASP! i can okay. not entirely hopeless here.

Friday, November 06, 2009

i'm baack

OH I REMEMBER!! JENNN THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THE STICKERS! THEY'RE SO SO SO CUTE!!

anyway, went to piano calss. taught hong yung scales again. woohoo. mangaed to figure out how to play E harmonic minor. ohyeah. not entirely useless! jie eu, audrey and some other people were there too. i swear, that girl is insane. she laughs like this insane maniac and starts running around all over the house. jie eu i mean. hillarious.

anyway, went out of ms beh's early to wait for her sis outside and climb over some stuff.will post the pictures up when they get in. it was really fun. got stared at by some random lady and well, cant say i remember much but i know it was really fun. climbed over the rails and stared out a lot. reminded me of that time i climbed out on my cousins roof to get a water balloon. aaah good times. good times.

oh and jie eu loves my shirts yay! especiallyt eh one i wore today which reads "RUB ME ON YOUR BUTT" said by an overly happy bar of soap.

i've got piano class in a while.


in my free time, i deface potatoes

yay! i miss the evil little bean.

last night i had to teach my friend scales. grade five scales. i haven't played scales in at least 8 months. needless to say, i was very very lost. she was like "how to play A melodic minor?" and of course, me not even remembering the existance of A melodic minor, i was like "...*stare* WHATT???" yes. it was pretty embarrassing.

my results so far has been less than pleasing. pretty suckish actually. at the moment, my highest subject happens to be modmaths. followed by bio and then physics. yeah i know. bio and physics. what the...

which reminds me, i checked my phone messages last night and they're both pretty funny. in one i have zoey telling me how her mum's friends call me fat girl and reminding me about the party. and in another, i have eugene going "what the..." . LMAOOOOO.okay currently wondering, does typing extra O's behind the lmao thing mean i'm saying laugh my ass off off off off off?

anyway, on to the bad news.

jimmy had to go home a little early today. his aunt passed away. it's like you could see the shock on his face.. poor jimmy... HE'S SUCH A NICE PERSON!!! aww. i felt bad. i mean, it's not like we could help or anything all we could say was like "my condolences. sorry. and etc" but its not like any of those meaningless words will help bring his aunt back or anything.. aww...

Thursday, November 05, 2009

darkness is the absence of light

NIKE+running thing.

pretty cool. today was well, in total pretty fun. nike shoes are REALLY comfortable. tight. but very comfortable. its so bouncy! its liek evry step you take "boink boink boink" so so fun. honestly.

i'm having writers block and a headache today so, i'm not even going to try to write up an interesting post. night people.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

late night conversations.


at ikea. what should be one of the few wonders of the earth.

as usual, i have recovered from the pissy mood i was previously in. took me long enough. but i'm extremely hyped up and high-ish now. and thus, i must blog! hey guys, [jie eu and eugene] i finally changed my profile pic in facebook. but for some reason the thumbnail picture is still realy puny. ah well. but i like the picture... miss the idiot who's in it with me. awww.

going for the nike-run thing tomorrow. microchips in shoes. i dont actually know the objective but.. i guess it'l be fun.

oh and remember how i said that i had never say die stuck in my head? well, i got fireflies stuck in jing xien's head. so i guess it's fair. hahaha. NANANANA BATMAN!

ohmygod.. so crazy right now. lyennnnnnnn you stupid ass! haha yayyy. i get to spend a day with you at least before going!! woohooo!!!

telling her how i told jing xien i had the owl city songs.

jing xien me

btw, do u have any songs from owl city?
YES I DO! I DOWNLOADED THE WHOLE ALBUM!!!*twitch*

when in reality, what i failed to mention was i downloaded THREE whole albums. yes. i now know what it feels to be extremely obssessed. ahh crap. they just rock. and woohoo. spread the word and music my minions.. ahahahaha. okay starting to come of a s a raging lunatic. toning it down.

anyway, hope the run will be fun tomorrow. still not sure about what to do but moving your feet should be an easy thing to do right?

spent a load of time with jie eu at piano class today. from right after school to like around 6.30 ish. yeah showered there as usual. ate ban mee. now i know what it is it's like flat. pretty god actually. well that particular one anyway. the one my mum fed me last time.. well, lets just say i compared it to something that was a lot less appetizing.

WOOHOOO!! I HAVE IMPROVED ON MY FIRST PIECE!! YAYYYYY. fei zai, its a dog is so cute. timmy, coincidentally also a dog, was so excited he wet himself. and the couch and also a small section of the floor. interesting eh. not really but ah i remember it. :P

question. does it confuse you the way i write? cause the way i see it, i jump all over my day. its like i start with whatever i remember and don't bother to put it in chronological order... i'm pretty surprised you guys even understand what i'm trying to say. you guys are awesome.

oh and ama, sze yin, tong and etc. let's play the hand game that pn. lim commented on again haha. "sixteen year olds also play this game.." haha. like what jimmy said. "we cant play kiddy games, we cant play 16 year old games.. what are we supposed to do?" we're supposed to eat cake jimmy. lots and lots of cake.