An expert is a guy who tells you a simple thing in a complicated way to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

haha. just heard some funny news. apparently, my mum terrorized [mildly annoyed would be the right term but i do love overexaggerating] kenzo on the concert day. first she asked him to get her the booklet. then he got it.before he returned with the booklet, my mum saw li bing drinking. [OMG! LI BING WAS DRINKING INSIDE THE HALL.. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!!] so when kenzo returned, she asked him to bring her a drink. haha. and he told her that he could but she would have to go outside. my mum thinks he was being funny. and she thinks he is a rude person. hahahahaha. how she managed to gather that from what happened, i will never know. he must've gotten annoyed and snapped at her or something. hahahaha

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okay.. it's not that funny... in my defense, the way my mum told me made it funny. well, i was laughing... or maybe it was cause she accidentaly wore her shirt backwards...yeah. maybe that was the funny bit...hahahahaha...muahahahaha i am a mean person. hear me roar!! okay yeah that doesn't fit. NEVERMIND!

zozo's coming over for a swim on thursday. you know around two ish. yay!i love suhwimming! then at night, i'll go to her house for a sleepover till friday or saturday.. sweeeett... :)

ah am vairy puhleezed. plaise. more wif tha good stuff. and ah do luff tha hollidaeys.

okae.. wai ah taip funneh? cos' ah am bored and mixing wif lyen too much..yuh is going to haf ter forgif meh.