Wednesday, April 01, 2009

i said i was crazy. i didnt say I had a problem.

this site is going to go on hiatus.[or is it haitus???]

i mean it.





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no i don't. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

i am so bored and well of course i'm here for a reason but let's talk about other crap before i actually ge to that reason :)

april fools ;
The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

i am that bored
okay so today i go to school and i didnt prank people. omg! wow!! see i'm THAT nice. haha. perasan shit. anyways, today as usual, jenn adn i had to sit at a table full of guys. [nick, vincent ng, jason, stefan, munn leong(if i missed anyone out, oops sorry :P)] and well, three of the guys ie;vincent, stefan and jason were like i dunno chanting?? would you call it that. well anyways it was really loud and it reminded me of a barber shop quartet even though only 3 of the were doing it. would it make it a barber shop trio? cause that just sounds weird.

munn leong sat on my spot today. >:( haha no la. i didnt really care. hilman didnt come so jenn and i sat next to nick.

jenn's pens arre all running out of ink for some reason haha. and she's really random. she was testing out her pens and she kept writing down "ALY. ALYY. HI ALY!!! " then she wrote down the names of the people at our table haha.

foo wai sang in class. and practically raised the bar to "impossible" for english. i am how you say dead-ed.

well anyways, the guys at our table kept throwing stuff at eugene haha so kesian. then eugene threw somethign at nick and it hit me so i picked it up and threw it back at him. i wouldve liked to say i hit him in the head but i missed and he caught it. it would have been better if it was aiming for his head and he caught it. but no-oh. it was off target by like what? a foot? possibly two. haha shows how much my aim has deteriorated.. and i actually used to be in my old schools basket ball club.. wow.. we must have sucked. haha

anyways, today some of the guys put glue on jason's chair haha. it being april fools and all. he sat on it. kesiannya. then he had to stand for like half the math period and teacher thought he was being funny.

then... someone told us that they put salt in eugene's bottle. haha. "how much?" i asked. and the guy was like " oh about this much." and he showed us the measurement of like i dunno and inch. he said it was in a packet. well it must have been really salty because when eugene drank it, he was like *twitch* haha. then he spat it out in the dustbin. i pity the poor sucker who has to clean that up.

i shall quote tong at that time "GERMS!!!" hahaha she's so funny.

okay and this is the part i wanted to talk about! i don't know when he did it but eugene poured some of his salt water thing into my 7/8 empty bottle. and then he was like " aiyoh. very thirsty lah." and i so kindly offered my bottle to him. see im so nice. then right of course he refused. and i was like okay.. so i opened it. and he was like watching me.. EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUSLY.. and thennn i was like stare at bottle. and sniff sniff. haha and my lip touched the rim and i licked it. "salty.." and then "woi!" haha stupid lah. no wait.. i think jing xian was the one who hinted.. no wait.. dunno la... don't care on the bright side i didnt drink everything.

then tong was all" eeww!! got so many boys saliva inside..." and i was like... "uh..." and then she turned to eugene and was like " you want her to drink your saliva is it??" or something like that. haha

so like about 3 hours later [at piano class] right, i almost took my bottle and drank from it. haha. luckily i remembered. after taking a sip. well actually it isnt that salty. diluted and all right? well i still poured it down the sink. stupid la... contaminate my water...

yes amanda i purposely typed it like this long so it would annoy you.haha.

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