Just because we call something 'poison,' doesn't mean it's bad for you

wow. today it was raining a lot. yeah and there was loads of lightning and stuff so the door to my condominium got really retarded and out of three, only one was workin. so technically, we had to climb over this wall at the basement carpark and get to the door. so then when w were there. press the lift lor. then this guy comes out of it *from the eighth floor. NEVER GOING TO THE EIGHTH FLOOR AGAIN* and he was walkign in teh direction fo the door that could actually work. asnd then, my mum, had to pretend she was smart so you know what she said?

she was like "hey! some of the doors not working already" EVEN THOUGH HE WAS CLEARLY HEADING FOR THE ONE THAT WAS AND WOULDNT EVEN HAVE NOTICED THE REST WERENT WORKING. and so, the guy did like a 360 degree backtrack to us and asked " huh? really why?" then my mum was like "oh cause the lightning shorted out the circuit i think." then the guy didnt realy believe her so he tried one fo the other non-working doors. and obviously, it wouldnt open.

and then right!! he was like "hai yeah!" and he karate kicked it. okay so maybe he didnt go "haiyah!" but he did karate kick it. was kinda cool. but oh so scary. and it was all downhill from there.

and he was like " WHAT THE FUCK! WHY ISNT THIS FUCKING DOOR OPENING" i was like *stare* and my mouth fell open. luckily it was dark. he may have thought i was rude. haha

and then and then!! he kicked it again with such force, the door actually bent outwards!! and i dont mean the kind of bent outwards like just a tad bit off straight. i mean the kind as in when you take a piece of paper and you fold it and then let go kind of bent outwards. scaryyy!!!

and then, he ran to the other door [which still wasnt the one he was going to exit out of in the first place] and that wouldnt open either. he said, or rather screamed "AND THIS FUCKING DOOR ISNT GOING TO FUCKING OPEN EITHER?!WHAT THE FUCK!".

okay i know i say the f-word too. btu hello. i dont scream it loud for everyone to hear. most of the time, i just mouth it or think about it. or whisper it really really softly. but this guy.. WAAAWWWWW.....

and then i was like scared already and i whispered to my mum " can we PLEASEEEE just go already???" and she was like "UH MISTER. THIS DOOR CAN WORK " while pointing at the door he was going to go out of originally. and maybe he didnt hear us or anything cause he kept kicking the first bent door. maybe he was thinking of like releasign all his pent up anger or something but wow lah.. no need to get so pissed off right??

and then my mum, i have NO IDEA what she was thinking. NO IDEA. like hello!! i was thinking like " just shut up!! pleaseee!!!" and she said to him " uh if you break the glass the thing will open." OH WHAT A GENIUS!!! seriouslylah! next time just shut up okayyyy.... and so then of course the really pissed off in need of anger management classes guy [RPOINOAMC guy] of course broke the bloody glass. and like shards started flying everywhere and i was like "AHHH!!" without actually screaming. btu oh was i screaming in my head.

at that moment, my primary mission was to dodge the glass and run away from RPOINOAMC guy. because honestly, he freaked me out a little. i think i may have accidentally steped on a shard though cause theres a tiny cut on my foot. but hey. at least i'm alive and blogging haha.

and then this other european guy who lives somewhere upstairs [who's a really mellow guy and stuff] i find it mean to stereotype them as mat salleh's or however you spell it. i think european sounds better. wait but then i'm still stereotyping him... NEVERMIND.

so then, my mum pretended she wasnt the one who started all of this when she OBVIOUSLY was. and we went into the lift with him and went up to our house thing. the end. which brings me to a question. why were the lifts working then? oh well who cares. okay going off now. ahha. SUITE LIFE ON DECK yayyyyy!!

WHAT THE HELL LA!!! my mum's telling my neighbour that when the guy came i screamed and freaked out and stuff. HELLOH!! I DID SO NOT SCREAM!! LIARRR!!!! lies lies liessss!!! meanie. i bet mother sees me as a weenie. that she can even imagine me screaming and tell people abotu it. honestly, whateverr!!

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