People who snore always fall asleep first.

hey! i just remembered something. like for example how i'm supposed to be asleep by 12.. oops. that was 1 hour 56 minutes ago. oh well i'll just have to wait for noon then.

anywyas to the thing i remembered. last tuesday, i went to manda's house for tuition and stuff and she MADE me smother her with a pillow. why? because we don't know what else to do with our time. evidently, homework is out of the question. so she wanted to see if she would suffocate. so i did it realy really lightly and said it was the best i could do.. haha.. no way am i suffocating that idiot. let her suffocate herself!!

anyways, i'm only blogging today because mummy [the all powerful all seeing person in charge] says i'll have to start studying. which is true but as usual is a pain in the ass. so this is goign to be my last post unless i somehow manage to sneak online or go online at manda's house... oh well. so i guess this is goodbye... haha so dramatic..

BYE LYEN!! won't be seeing ya... till march.. you beter sms me good luck for my exams and theory exam.. or i'll totally bite your head off. and no. you cant just type it here. you want to type it via sms. and by want to i mean HAVE TO. goodnight stupid buddy. ps today is merentas desa.. i told andrea i was going but my mum didnt let and then i forgot to call her... oops.. oh well.. oh ya!! and andy's in my accounts tuition.. and she likes kenzo's shirt haha.

wa lao.. first time i've seen andy so blur la... damn shocker. if she's struggling then what about me????? crap i needa sleep!! good night[ ] good morning[ ] good afternoon[ ] good evening[ ] or whatever time of day you're reading this at. check the applicable one.

whats going to happen then?

so anyways my mum asked me to open this bottle of nail polish remover for her... and like apparently it has a child seal thing because apparently little kids like to drink poison and such. it should really be called a child AND adult seal because some people cant open them either. i tried to open it for like 30 seconds got annoyed and left it next to the tv. haha well at least i got it open later hahaha...so stupid...

why is it that when people tell you theres about a gazillion stars in the galaxy and you readily believe them but when they tell you the paint is wet you would have to touch it before you believe them?

for ly en cause she's at singapore and i'm sneaking online.

DUDE! I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHA. APPRECIATE IT OR DIEEEE

okay so i woke up at this morning at like.. 6.15 which you may find it hard to believe is actually 30 minutes earlier than my usual wake up call [yes my mum does drive like a racecar driver in the morning ... zoooooommmmm]

why? people seem to think that i did it today because it was my birthday and i wanted presents and stuff. not really. i was just scared they wouldntlet me into school if i was wearing pj clothes cause you know school=irrationality right? so anyways i went there and i was reaaaallllyyyyy tired and such haha yawning all the way man.

um.. them manda ng gave me my present and said that if i opened it at school she would take it back [which is why, me being an idiot brought it into the toilet with me at ms behs and opened it there cause i couldn't wait ahahaha.] um.. manda sek gave me ear rings... tongg gave me chocolate and some candy... chui yeng gave me this really cute teddy keychain which kinda almost gave me a heart attack when i squashed it and it started making kissing noises and said i love you.. hahaha reminds me of that time in f.r.i.e.n.d.s when chandler said " oh my god! you nearly gave me a heart attack" in this really fake voice haha.

ummmm... people kept wishing me happy birthday like it was some sort of greeting.. yeah it felt nice and all but everytime people said it, they'd usually say it again the next time they met me haha.. and then i kept getting mixed up you know like who wished me and who didn't khy and cy are positive gwee jia didnt wish me but i'm not entirely wether she did or didnt i am blur that way.. either way its okay cause when people wish me happy birthday, i feel totally compelled to say "oh thanks! happy birthday to you too!" but of course i don't i'm not stupid. lyen i know what you're thinking. shaddup. haha to those who bother reading this and are not lyen, very sorry. the shaddup was meant only for her.

um... during bio as usual i found myself falling asleep cos for some reason whenever a teacher starts talking for a really long time without doing anything else, i start to get sleepy. so in bio, with tongie and li shen.. or jenn still not sure what i'm supposed to call her... tong was obviously paying attention and jenn and i were like" soo sleepy...". haha and teacher put this petri dish of water on the projector thingy and dropped some pottasium manganate crystals[wrong spelling??? i dunno.. muh speeling sarcks..double s or double t..] in it and we were like magically wide awake haha.

moved to um.. one of the highest floor classes after that? 5 jati was it?? dunno. anyways, tong and i sat in right front of the class and kath and manda sat somewhere at the back. and then halfway through maths, ELENA WONG was like " alyssa!! alyssa!!" she was a few seats away. " happy birthdayyyy!!" and sue jean was like mouthing the words haha.. and then i saw jenn like practically go " ho shit!! i didn't know it was her birthday!!" haha that was funny.. and then i heard tong turn to jenn and say " haha some more you say you sooo sleepy in bio class.." hahaha so many of them wished me you know.. i think all actually... do i have to name them all??? i'm lazzzzyyyyyyyyyy...

and then jenn was like "alyyy why didnt you tell me?? we could have made the whole class sing happy birthday to youuuu" she's so niceeee!!! i was like thinking oh crap don't.. it's like having oral except you sit there and everybody talks to you hahaha. anyways then people in the class started wishing me happy birthday and stuff from all directions and it was really really confusing... especially when you sit up front and your scope of vision is like... puny?

and right since the class was making like a lot of noise and such, our math teacher [also happens to be homeroom teacher] was like

teacher jenn
what's going on?
oh it's her birthday today!
ohhh.. this saturday got merentas desa[cross country]...

yeah like wth?? what is she going on about right? so random weih.. that got a good laugh from evryone haha.

and then the bell rang and they suddenly started singing. if i could blush, my whole face would've been like.. redder than a tomato.. haha kath said when they started singing i was like " craaaappp" and ducked down haha i think i did that.

piano class ms beh gave me cake... WHICH IS STILL IN MY BAG!! CRAPP! TO THE REFRIGERATORRRR... hahahaha and the girl whose name i know starts with an s but totally escapes me for the moment was like " who's birthday is it?" [in mandarin] "suei de sen ri?" [ is it like that? ahahaha idk!] when i gave her cake and i was like " mine?" hahaha..

it was still nice. omg!! my classmates are so bloody nice!! haha... okay i was going to say something funny i think but my brain stopped functioning a while ago so yeah. see lyenh now i save you the time and $$$ of smsing me and kp ing!! haha.. dude!! COME BACK IN MARCH OKAY?? miss you stupid.. then we can go um... web cam shoppingggg!!! you can pay for half!! haha jkjk

jie eu is so cute la.. apparently she say " wednesday thursday friday" which yeah is actually days of the week but it's also like her swear word cause it's like saying "what the f**k" haha wtf. you know. so cute la.. ki bing didnt get it till later. 5 MINUTES SLOW haha jkjk.

with many strange symbols and hearts,
lyssa
...
FROM MALAYSIA. and i'm only saying that cause lyen said she missed malaysia mwahahahaha.

to mei yen : DUDE!! YOU SMSED MY MUM'S PHONE LAAAAAAA...

berlaaaaaaaaarrrrr

omg... i just realised i'm going to be sixteen in two hours!!! omfg!!! ahhhhh

lyen smsed a while ago "oh my god tomorrow is the 18th. you know what's going to happen right?"

and so i said "yeah i'm going to shrivel up, grow old and dieeeee" or something like that
haha

i miss the stupid freak. for amanda sek's sake, i will post the messages cause she probably wants to kp haha.

ly en: "are you going to go online tonight? hapy b day in advance to you! so how're you celebrating it?"

me:"don't think i am. so much for sweet sixteen right? guess how i spent my last few hours of being fifteen? i am and will be throwing m and ms at my face trying to ctach them in my mouth hahaha"

lyen"oh my god! did you succeed? haha my god i'm so sad i'm not there. present will be given to you during march"

me:" of course i got them. i am insanely awesome remember? haha okay. i'mm going to try to push through my homework and go online. crap wish i had a webcam"


hahahaha see what her talking to me does to my ego?? hahahaha

went to her blog!! ahh the freak posted pictures.... i look like a retard but it's not like i can do anything about it.. damn you lyen!!!

i think this picture is cute though.. i think...^^look so innocent... haha I MISS BERJAYA PRACTICE!!!!! i mean the time before berjaya practice^^
love this picture!!!!look!! it's khy!!!!!! ahaha we're so lame.. i almost forgot i used to have short hair.... haha i look like someone stuffed a bowl on my head and started cutting...khy had a better picture but i think it's in her phone.. i'm supposed to be the guy cause i'm wearing jeans and i was goign to buy guy shoes
ahahaha oh well.

having a webcam conver with lyen lyen!!!! wanna see her in her pjs? hahahaha for the people who stalk her..
mahahaha she'll kill melook!!!! it's ly ennnnnnnn!!! and me telling her how retarded she looks!! hahaha

dude...

i'm sooo bored.. i wanna stay over at manda's house and annoy her againnnnn....
oh well.

today we {manda, her mum, her bro (joel) and me!!] went to gau wei's house (yeahh.. i don't really know the guy.. at all.. but amanda apparently does and her mum decided we should go to their house and like... visit his sister and stuff so yeah we went there)

his sister is really cute but her leg is like in this cast.. very kesian la.. but she's damn cute anyway. then manda gave her candy and she opened it and stuff and before she started eating it, joel was like "ahh! no! don't eat it!" and we were like "?" and then she bit it. and i think we saw her front tooth basically move... verry scary. anyway, it creeped me out haha. and because she knew we were like a bit freaked out because of it, she kept biting the candy cane with her INCREDIBLY loose front tooth... so scary...IT LOOKED LIKE IT WOULD JUST DROP OFF!!!! but she's cute a lil weird but really cute.. she even said "i want to eat candy and make this tooth fall out then i want to go to sleep.." in chinese.. i was like wtf??haha amanda translated...so damn cute!

amanda was the most okay among us haha.. weird...

watched supernatural last night with manda. she sheilding her eyes with her hands haha.. so scary mehhh.... and her brother kapt coming in and saying " not scary also" haha.... shes so funny. and apparently, i stole the blanket again... oops

untitled.

damn.... i miss stupid ly en... stupid girl.. when she comes back i am going to have to kill her.
oh well...

wonder what she's doing now...

MOVING ON!
at manda's house today, going to sleep over[ this explains the huge black bag i was lugging around school the whole day.} amanda's being a lazy pig. she keeps asking me to go to sleep.. doi.. now shes here and reading out word for word.. and she was pounding my back...

"i wasnt pounding your back i was pounding your chair" yeah sure.. righhhhhttttt

OUCH! SHE PINCHED ME! stupid girl.. {but smarter than me.. oh well.}

last night i slept really late and was really cranky this morning. at school kat asked me what time i slept cause i kept moaning about how sleepy i was.. yeah i moan a lot so what? it's fun.. haha

and then i told her i slept a t 4 something in the morning and then either foo wai or kar yew said " i woke up at four..." wow... shows how much more cleep he had than me.. anywyas i was really cranky so, sorry for snapping at you guys.. but you guys other than TONG WHO KEPT IGNORING ME AND LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSE!!! well after a while she started paying attention oh well. enough said.

I LOVE CHEWING GUM!!

went to atria with manda her mum and kat.... bought candy i know so boring right. haha i love candy it makes me highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... it's fun so sue me.

got to go. amanda's moaning about something....

if one equals to five and two is equals to six, what is five? one or nine?

pictures i stole mwahahahaha...sorry cant find phone cable.. on the look out tho'^^

in non chronological manner

it's like i'm advertising for pepsi... jie eu.. you look so forced... haha hui ying is advertising for yeos...

eating time mann


group 3 haha... jie eu named it screw...we all look okay here... this was before we played charades..hahahaha

OMG! IT'S GWEN'S HEAD!!!

and this was what we had to eat for punishment.. haha.. jie eu, hui ying and i ate it like... twice...then kenzo got forced to eat two of the marshmallows because he was lucky enough to win two presents haha... i think it gave bothe jie eu and him food poisoning.. hahaha.. weak stomach...i wonder how hui ying's doing...

while we took pictures.. this is what he does... =_=" hui ying called him a pig.. haha.. and wen qi and i quickly ran to the couch and took pictures hahaha... her camera flash woke him up..hor hor ta ta yoooouuuu....haha i'm so immature

this is msbeh's new dog.. it's so cute right??? omg i love it sooooo much.... it's so puny too...

ants can carry 20 times their bodyweight but ice cream still tastes better than icecubes. are the two even related?

i am so bored and so annoyed with homework and form four. oh well that's life for you right?

anyways, am here to tellyou about my stranger strange aunty who thinks stripping off her pants in front of everybody[4 guys, 6 kids..ish my age counted and several adults] is actually okay.

her excuse "what? i'm still wearing tai fu what..." if you guys don't know or i spelt it wrong, tai fu is underwear... like wtf man.. just because you are wearing underwear it doesnt mean you should just pull down your pants right... must be senile.. no offence...

anyways, here to quickly talk crap.

facts that should be strung into proper sentences.
-went for masquerade party [but not really cause only 3 people had masks]
-at tze wei's house with the piano class people.
-3 guys and 8 girls hahaha
-wore a stupid green dress because got confused when heard many people talking about wearing dresses and thought it was a must.
-freaked out, wore 3/4 pants underneath the short dress and got scolded ish by khei sze and had to strip the pants off and feel very self conscious troughout the whole evening
-played charades and a game like pass the parcel except with punishments.
-groups for charades "jie eu, hui ying, me", "khei qi, khei sze, kenzo", "kendrick, tze wei, tze yi"
-our group couldnt guess enchanted [the movie] so we lost and had to eat some weird thing
-ingredients of weird thing in non-chronological order: toasted marshmallows, milo, peanut butter, lemon juice, soya sauce, pepper, salt, rojak sauce, sugar etc.....
-tasted sweet sour salty and spicy at same time... verrrry interesting?
-not as bad as expected to be...
-won chocolate haha.
-took picture with everyone
-learned kendrick doesn't know how to smile properly [YEAH RIGHTTTTT...]
-ate pizza, meehoon and sardines, rojak, sushi and the weird thing. drank pepsi and kickapoo. yumm
-went home, did karangan
-packed bag
-spent 3 hours searching for physics notes and blue card.
-slept at 2.47 ish..
-didn't find blue card or physics notes..T_T



okay. got to go print out something