FIELD TRIP!!

today we [according to time of arrival; ms beh(duhh she lives there), me, hsu wern, wen qi, ms. teoh, hong ling, ..okay you know what? i can't remember the order so screw it. khei qi, khei sze.. khei sze's friend?? jie eu, kenzo, katrina, tze wei...] went to this 'home' in rawang for HIV and women... or something... and it was fun, tze wei, wen qi hsu wern and i sat in ms teoh's car and the rest crammed themselves into ms beh's.

the journey there was fun.. we kept singing like idiots to the music and mumbling when we didn't know the words. tze wei kept asking ms teoh to overtake ms beh's car so she could wave madly at them. each time, only khei qi smiled and entertained us. haha.. nearing the home, there were mostly trees... yeah.. a lot of trees. i considered playing eye- spy but it wouldn't have gone very well. imagine.

"i spy something that starts with the letter t." "tree" "oo.. you're goooddd" "okay my turn. i spy something.. green" "tree?" "ohmigod.. you're like psychic."

so i dismissed the idea. and we talked about crap instead. which was still fun... at the home, there was this dog outside[called TOBY!] and it was kind of big and tze wei, wen qi and hsu wern were like "it's sooo big!!! aaaahhh!!"[okay exaggerating a lot. in reality, they just backed off a bit] i thought it was cute. haha. then when we went in, we met this um... small?? girl called roslina [i suspect she is about 4 or 5.] and she, is so damn cute. she walks like a gangster[ hong ling pointed it out] and likes kenzo. a lot. she kept going near him and staring at him it was soooo funny.. and then since i kept laughing and smiling at her and occasionally asking her questions[which she btw NEVER ANSWERED!!!] she came over and stared at me for a good half minute without saying a single word. cree-py. kenzo was all" thank you^^" EVIL.

the lady in charge [whom we suspect may be a RACECAR DRIVER!! seeing as she keeps speeding up the car and stuff...(long story)] showed us this lady who was in a room by herself. she was like.. emmaciated and had HIV [muh speeling is not so goot] and stuff.. i said "hi" to her but thought i should have said something more cause apparently, she's not going to have long to live.. so yeah.. i felt like talking to her more.. but

WTF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY TO A PERSON WHO IS GOING TO BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH???

so i just greeted her and walked off like all the other ppl. the lady in charge then showed us around the house. she showed us this board with umm... the breakfast schedule thingy? and apparently, as in like what we read, they eat cats for breakfast every saturday morning. haha. JIE EU spotted it. and then she pointed it out to just about EVERYONE and the lady was like "haha. no la. it's OATS"[ which made a whole lot more sense than people eating cats for breakfast.had a pretty good laugh though.] then we continued the tour and i basically waved like the complete idiot that i am to every single person in the 'home' and said hi. god.. i bet they thought i was crazy. just can't help myself.

then the other two kids suffering from HIV came back from kindergarten [FRANKIE and FLORINA] they are sooo cute! and florina is like so damn pretty. her eyes are like SO big and we were like talking about it.. a lot. so then ms beh decided she would donate school shoes and uniforms to them. then we went off.

the journey back was a bit dumb. i appointed myself as the 'official monkey spotter' haha. there were a lot. and each time i saw one, i would say " MONKEY!!" like an idiot. then tze wei ponted out. "haha.. li bing..." and obviously. she meant presicely this.

MONKEY=LB..hahahaha..

and then when we went to the indian restaurant, she was like "ms beh! we saw li bing on the road just now.' god. TZE WEI IS SOOO BRAVE!!

then there was this curious cut on her toe and she was like " OMG!! I'M GOING TO GET HIV!! AAAAHHHH!!!" and we were all like " NO LA!!! the infected one needs to bleed then only can la!!!" and we basically spent half the trip back convincing her she wouldn't be infected. [sounds like i'm talking about the black plague.]. and when we reached ms beh's apartment, ms beh had to say " OH NO! TZE WEI! YOU'RE GONNA GET HIV!" of course she was joking but it made tze wei freak out cause apparently words spoken by an adult cancels out those of her buddies.

walked jie eu and kenzo halfway to dominos and bought CANDY!! yay!! embrace the hyperness. well at least i'll be alone. not so bad then. the most damage i'll do is scar my cat for a few weeks. haha.

FREAKY - COOL THING I FORGOT TO MENTION.

today, hong ling and i were wearing orange shirts with the picture of the volkswagon car thingy.. you know the ones you see hippies on tv driving.. it was cool... we were like " omg!" haha.. so coincidental.

MARTIN WAS RIGHT. IT WAS FUN^^.