words my mum misinteprets but makes me laugh anyway

ive noticed my mum has this way of like seeing stuff wrong and hearing wrong things. like for example, how she says it's 7 o'clock in the morning when it's only 6. and how she says breakfast instead of dinner which caused me at one time to put on my school uniform in a real hurry before realising that it was still the day before. but that's a long story. now i look at the clock properly before believing her.

well anyways, today i said like two different words to her and she completely misinterpreted them.

nothing--international.

i don't even know how that happened. but she was like "so where to buy the capo?" and i was like "i think guitar collection?" and then she was like "what?!" and i was like . "uh.... nothing?" and she was all" huh? international??" and then i was like " say whaat..." funny la.

and nesvita--nestavite. but that's a lot less funny.

i know martin doesnt come here soo....

well anyways, martin came online just now right so van said he forgot her birthday so i asked her to pretend my birthday was coming. but she said it'd be better if i pretended it already passed so he would feel bad haha. good point nessa. so then we determined that my new birthday would be on the 28th of may ;ie two days ago. but, the stupid idiot actually forgot when my birthday was so he readily believed it when vs told him. then i was like okay fine a little snippet. cant invade too much of his privacy right?

lyssa martin

Martin says:
yea i said watt
the 28th??..
whereslyssa says:
waaa so smart
Martin says:
aahahha
see
whereslyssa says:
so what you get me[see so straightforward]
Martin says:
i rememebered
when i see u first lorr
whereslyssa says:
i expect something good cos you forgot and asked vs
Martin says:
damn..
she told u i asked
whereslyssa says:
no duhh
Martin says:
ahahah
fine fine
wat would u like??..
whereslyssa says:
fifty thousand dollars!!!!
Martin says:
ahhahha[possibly means he just got a heartattack.]
maybe when u are 50 first
whereslyssa says:
fine
i'll wait patiently
well then..
I WANT A PONY!!
Martin says:
ahahha
fine
whereslyssa says:
i do i do i do
and i dont' mean a toy one okay?
Martin says:
a stuffed pony it is
whereslyssa says:
I WANT A REAL LIVING PONY!!!
nuh uh
Martin says:
well u did not state which type u wanted wat
whereslyssa says:
it's up dere bucko[muahaha i think of everything suckerrrr]
Martin says:
ahahah
fine fine
tt 1 can wait till 45 first
whereslyssa says:
iwannnnnnnnttttttt
a notebook!!!
Martin says:
ahah
now tt i can do
when we go out next time
i get for u
kay
whereslyssa says:
yay!
notebook!
Martin says:
lol
so wat have u been up 2 lately??..
whereslyssa says:
nothing actually
you know just punk-ing ppl..[i did try to tell him...]
the usual
Martin says:
ahahha
okay
looks like nothing has changed at all with ur gang

whereslyssa says:
oh when you going offline?
Martin says:
whenever
whereslyssa says:
okay
well
Martin says:
ahhaha
u lehh??...
whereslyssa says:
any time i want to
hmm
i guess i'll go now
oh wait
i really neeeeed you to go to my bog right now
and leave me a message to express your feelings after you read the last post okay?
Martin says:
haa??..
whereslyssa says:
it's www.fortheterminallyinsane.blogspot.com
go noww!!!
thanks
Martin says:
blog site lehh??..[hello.. it's up dere!!]
whereslyssa says:
big surprise for you
then you can see if you still want to get me the notebook or not
haha bye! !

well i'll tell him that my birthday was in february later.... let's just see what he does.. or maybe i'll tell him after i get the notebook? haha.. he did forget my birthday you know. haha suckerrr....

oh he's going to kill me.

NESSA JUST SAID THE F-WORD! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?!!! kiddingkidding

okay so today i tried out the account tuition thing. ahaha i was so lost.. manda and tong were a bit late and my mum was too uh.. okay theres a cantonese word for this but i don't know how to spell it so anyway she took me there like 15 minutes early. and then i went in and talked saw ken shing haha. and and and.... um... oh yeah, MANDA HIT ME ON MY INJECTION ARM THING!!it hurt!!!. well actually she didnt hit me it was more of a nudge thingy but it still hurt
T_T

after class was over, tong was walking towards jayadiri i shouted like the mad lunatic i am from across the road "BYE TONGGG!!!" which got me a couple of does-she-have-mental-damage stares from several of the students standing outside of jayadiri. but who cares. i don't know them. i just wanted to let everyone know that she was tong tong and ish but now that i'm thinking about it, it's also possible i wanted them to know just how much of a lunatic i really was. haha. then my m,ummy called me crazy.. ouch. adn tong agreed. but she also called me awesome or something so i forgive her. haha

saw eugene's sis lena is it walking back from piano calss. i was on the phone and i was like "... wtf." and then since i'm such a nice polite person, i waved and completely ignored the person i was on teh phone with for a few seconds. talking to soong and jia yun and manda and martin. yay! we're organising stuff... so fun!!

my cuzin kimmy :) who rocks.

just read my AWESOME cousins blog. she's twelve. [yes.. i'm just realising how childish i am... oh well. i guess it'll make my ageing process slower? if that makes any sense.] well anyways, she reminded me of a phrase i heard in a horror movie.. okay it's not anything graphic. but it's like

little boy girl

firstly, i'm a girl, secondly, i'm not a boy an-
and thirdly, you smell funny.

it was funny. it's like when jack from pirates of the carribean or caribbean i dont know gets dissed by john is it? and he's like," well you smell funny" i will wait for the day i can use that phrase freely haha.

niways, cant wait to see you again kimmy. miss you lots... and i mean lots. cant wait to go swimming with you belle and megan. haha. but i don't think my mum and i are coming this holidays.. something about not coming back in time for school[yup. yet another reason school kind of basically sucks] and tuition and the nyonya thing thing? great. now i'm wondering how i'd look like dressed in the nyonya attire thing.. hmmm.. not pretty haha. OH! DID YOU GUYS GET THE IDEA FORM LITTLE NYONYA?! haha. well see you in december i guess? i'm going to get you nicer stuff for christmas this year! I PROMISE!!

lotsa love ;
your... awesomest? cousin, lyssa.
xoxo woman.

the-too-lazy-to-think-of-a-title title.

just remembered.

bnefore chem exam, someone tripped over my baju kurung skirt thing, and the skirt almost fell haha. luckily the zip is pretty tight. haha.

i shall not reveal the name of the person for his..... OR her own protection.. haha. sounds like national security is involved. well anyway. didn't go to school today. mum wouldnt let me. apparently i guess she feels guilty about leaving me home with abdominal problems and such. heeheee i cut school. and it was awesome!

i'm trying to force nick to update his blog. but he claims that the exams made him write too much and if i ask him to write more, it's evil. hello.. dude, it's typing. it's different! haha.

pictures!

can you read what it says?

drawn by jenn!! so cute la..i like the one with the tongue sticking out the mostest!haha

i actually just drew one banana and the boom box.. but then ama sek wanted me to draw another one.. haha.

i wonder if she knows that she's the one with the hair burning off... i guess not ahah.

green coke! haha... it's so niceeeeeeee

lights are pretty

i think this looks like a picture you'd see on a book.. ehehehe i like it! it's my piano! and i think those are my exam pieces.. i don't know

... i probably should have rotated the pics first right? oops.

okay so it turns out milk of magnesia isnt made of magnesium... :)

okay so after puking about a thousand times [ four actually] i finally remember just how awesome barfing your guts out is . ie; very very un-awesome. did you know that puke tasted bitter? i thought it tasted sour. but no! it's just bitter and really gross....

the pain is completely gone now! yayyyy... but my mummy's still not home yet.... awwwwww. oh well, more internet time for me. haha. i want a laptop... and wifi... haha. okay wellon another completely unrelated note, i am really really hungry! and the good news is. i have gotten enough sleep. yay! so i'm all fueled up!

next thursday going out with my buds to watch movies again! yayyyyyyy. so happy. i miss them :) okay another awesome picture.

i really do love the beach...