i tried to think of a somewhat clever title to say goodbye to 2009. but i can't. because i dont think i really want to.

okay in terms of well, studies and stuff like that, i'd have to say 2009 was pretty much hellish. and i've proabbly already forgotten everything so 2010 will probably be even more hellish i guess.

but in terms of like friendship... friendships.. or whatever [i cant tell okay. English is confusing] well 2009 is probably one of the best years ever. like tong tong [i know we're all going to be 17 soon. but I DONT CARE. when we're like 50 ++ or whatever i'm still going to be calling you that. so there. ;D] said on her blog, this is the year we've probably interacted with most of our class and done the most things. especially most of the things we had on the list.

goodbye.

2009 did NOT suck platypus shit.

wassup. with my cousin kimmy belle and two evil nieces yo.

christmas is officially over.i smell really bad now. and im all sticky and such. in other words, i really am in desperate need of a shower. :( but i think im pretty cured from my fever so thats pretty awesome right?

anyway, we had peach cocktail? it was blue. and tasted pretty good. and it smells nice. my phone is lagging..  stupid phone. it sucks. but i love it. which also in its own way sucks too. im going to take a shower soon.

i love my christmas presents!!!!!!!! thank you you guys rock!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL.

i'd love to personally wish you guys but i cant cos im in singapore. and also, i have somehow lost ish my voice. yeah. so what are you guys gonna do today? have fun hope you get loads and loads of presents?

also, you guys NEED to come online more often in the morning.

i wanted to come online last night but i slept at 8pm.. so yeah. haha anyway, merry christmas again. and buy me presents okay. haha just kidding.

off to mermaid comma lion a go go land tomorrow.. today actually

goodbye mah peeps. i shall try not to miss you.
yep i think of you guys as gummy bears. i can bite your heads off as and when i want to. mwahaha. i'm kidding.

going to sg by car. yep. and that's code for "lyssa is going to get carsick, vomit her eyes out and or die unless she sleeps through the entire journey" beautiful aint it? and i have to take care of two extremely hyped up toddlers.. awesome. haha. hopefully their cuteness will prevent me from throwing up on them :(

we made ama sek cry!

picture goes here. [stupid phone nevermind scratch that.]
.. dammit wrong picture.. nevermind!

and now i sound like a bully. ahh. shit i didnt know i was going to miss that idiot. ut today i realised i really am gonna miss her a lot. :( . you'd think the fact that she enjoys hitting me and stuff would be something that would make me dislike her a lot. but no. yeah i know, i have unresolved issues. ahhh im going to miss that abusive idiot. :( i hope she's reading this now.

I'M GOING TO MISS YOU YOU IDIOTIC ABUSIVE GANAS WOMAN!!!

saghvksbvggjksdavyuegailvg. i actually felt like crying a little when i had to go home... its like when i said bye to her and tong, i suddenly felt the tears come a bit so i just ran off. sad lah... uh this is all very very surprising... so very very strange. didnt know i loved that woman so much.. seriously extremely weird. and of course i mean this in a non lezzie way [no duh].

but she was really cute when she saw us. she was like "HOMG.WTF #^^@&@^@%!#$!" followed by a mental breakdown. she just stood there and then she cried a bit. like AWWWWWWW. then while she was eating she looked like there was something wrong. and also super quiet. haha. so cute. and you could see the tears like starting to well up in her eyes. even the balloon animal couldnt make them go away. haha.

strangled each other damn a lot today cos we might not be able to do that with anyone else ever again haha. phwoarrr dramatic-nya.

and i still cant get over how awesome "again" sounds on the piano..

i'm sleeping early today.

yes. its only 12.39 and im turning off the computer. phwoarr. good night mah peeps, stalkers of the internet, facebook addicts and chattees. you know who you are.

feels weird sleeping at this time.. hmm

i like paintball.

clearly an extremely awesome game. haha

[played at zoey's. ON HER XBOX 360. i know. phwoarrr. she's such a gamer]

so well im really glad i came. thanks you guys. you people are awesome. and mwahahaha jimmy i know what the inside of your house looks like. back to the main topic. paintball is so fun! i didnt get as dirty as i thought i'd get. which is really really good. haha but my black shoes are proabbly dead. well not really just extremely caked in mud. washed them just now. i guess ill wear school shoes tomorrow. i need to buy real sports shoes..

paintball guns are actually a lot heavier than you'd expect. yep. and the gas tank was pretty much very huge actually. but it was all good. too bad we were in a different team as kath tong tien yi ama sek and yee munn. hope i didnt miss anyone. haha. and the last game.. i spent my time hiding behind one of the thingies shooting ppl when i finally got really close to the wall thing we were supposed to touch and had a clear shot of everyone i realised i had finished all my bullets. like what the crap. WASTED. and of course i couldnt getto the wall either cos they blew the whistle. aww

well i didnt really get hit. but the mosquitoes targetted me to no end. i cant even count the number of mosquito bites i got. tienyi saw my arms and like freaked out okay. thats how bad it was. but in the first game i counted. and i got about 12. so the whole day i just got more and more. im scratching myself like some sort of chimpanzee right now. [shuenie manda and hui pin.. and jimmy got hit, and looking at their bruises and stuff,the main lesson is, DO NOT get hit by a paintball. looks really extremely painful.]

thats it. im out.

so i just about sent a hundred identical smses.

i like this shirt. but my mum didnt approve

okay so anyway, my hand phone numbers different now ;D i would type it out here. but i cant really remember it. i know its like 01053 or 35 or i don know something like that. tunetalk ;D . 010 53... okay that and then ending with a 1189. i really dont remember it. i can still here the little noise the computer makes when you're sending smses. wow.. i guess i sent the same message to loads of people.. ahaha.

the reason? well you know how some adults tend to spontaneoudly combust? my mum is one of them. suddenly decided i should use tunetalk. i guess itslike cheaper or somethign? so its okay. afterall i dotn haev to remember my number ahaha. yet anyway. of course when i fill up froms, ill be totally screwed

seriously addicted to bleach now. ahh its so funny.

happy birthday ama leong!

amanda leong

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA LEONG!!! you are freaking awesome. i got the pictures from jing xien.btu im going to pretend i stalk you so i'll paste all of them here. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

just kidding i'm not that mean lah.

thank you for always being my buddy. i just became close to you like this year. but you're like one of my bffs. you are so super freaking rock your socks off awesome okay. hope you're having fun in pangkor now... haha. have fun. take pictures. although by the time you see this that'll probably be a bit late. haha
again, happy birthday dude :D

meiyen's surprise party thing

woohoo i can connect my phone again!the picture is proof. but not that great,. will upload singapore pictures soon guys :D

okay so it didnt go as planned. at all. i was probably more clueless about it than she was but oh well. still fun anyway. havent been to the minimart in ages. now the door looks like a jail door. thing yeah... i miss hanging out with these people. aww.

everyone left so early. especially hui ying. but she had a party to go to so it was okay i guess? wen qi and hsu wern left after we bought the stuff.. and stuff. then mei yen left. i still think we shouldve smushed her face a lil into the cake actually haha. we hung out at the park yeah... people were pretty high i guess. and i heard someone say that mei yen was my boyfriend.. of somethign like that. but im not sure haha. [im sorryy i guess imay have accidentally cheated on you kath pooohh. haha kidding kidding.]

oh and, i made a new friend today. i dont know how to spell his chinese name so nevermind buti think its kenzo john leong chee wai i guess. haha. interesting guy. after mei yen left, he walked me home. but before she left we tried giving him a third name haha. SO awkward. but very funny. wanted to yell at him "BE CAREFUL DONT GET RAPED!" after he walked me home. but i dont think that wouldve been a good idea. haha

today was so fun. so whens the next official green coke day? :D make sure hui ying stays with us :(

I MISS YOU GAISSSS. :( hahaha

i watched new moon

conversations as usual

zo me

oh cool! im wearing all black and white today! ahahaha i could be a mime!

you just notice this now??

whaat...

you're stupid you know.

i prefer to think of it as "lovable".. or "endearing"

*holds up the middle finger*

well, rueben was right. it sucks. what was up with the running around in white clothes at the end showing bella as a vampire. my friend and i saw it and we were like "wow.." cause we could imagine it in some cheesy anime. edward and bella would be in chibi form and holding hands and going skippy skippy and then glitter glitter. with ridiculously happy music. we laughed like crap throughout the whole movie actually. and the theatre was so quiet... well the fighting parts were pretty cool though.

you know somethings wrong when you open the cereal box and discover you got the cute hello kitty toy instead of the retarded one and just do some involuntary hop to express that joy.. damn that was weird. 

hour of the church camp dilemma

short term memory loss.

anyway, i just realized im going to have to find a new source of exercise once ms beh moves out. unless of course i walk to the minimart everyday to buy candy. but then again, if i do that exercising would be very much redundant no?

so apparently,

if youre a guy and want to work in the forbidden palace, you have to cut off your dick and keep it in a jar which you hang over your bed at night.

. . .

interesting.

andrea likes watching little kids cry. :D

so i went out with pinny andrea and the oh so famous ass, chin ly en. so we went to tropicana city around 11 am or soemthing met up with andreaand pinny.. she was not wearing yellow. in my defense, i have bad eyesight. well anyway, there was like some sort of colourcode we werent told about. hui pin and andrea wore the exact same colour shirt down to the exact tone. seriously. stoned for a while at the completely empty cinema before buying the ticket. seriosuly we took about 20 minutes to decide. we kept getting distracted. haha. final decision was mulan. i didnt know there was a chinese real life mulan. nto that bad actually. they completely changed the storyline. but the basic thing is still pretty much there.

then after buying tickets, we did what any semi normal person might do. we went to borders, saw 2 new moon calendars and started a very heated discussion about the actors and actresses for about half an hour. yes we waste so much time. haha. apparently dakota fanning looks really good in new moon or something. didnt know she was in it though. until today.

then went in discussed a bit more. went to the section with the well uh.. instructive books or helper books or whatever and started having our own mini discussion. quite fun. we sat there for a really long time just talking and stuff. then i saw one book which title was "if" and we were like "oh god its like that stupid poem in school " but no. turns out, "if" is a book just filled with questions. i randomly flipped it open to one page and read out the third line. "if you could torment anyone in the world, who would it be and how?" so i made andrea answer it and she was like "hmmm i guess my cousin? its fun to watch her cry." we were all like. "... WHAT?!" haha. never knew she was that type of person.hahahaha.

naturally after that i walked to the manga section haha. tried to find the mangas i knew. they only had katekyo hitman reborn till like volume 5. thats pretty slow right? d gray man well, there were ike 4 copies of volume 9. cover was nice though. :D. D GRAY MANNN. lalala.

still loving the new aar album. :D. but ill proabbly get sick of it soon. aww.now my playlist consist of almost the wlhole AAR discography, all time lows complete discography i think and several japanese songs. oh and discovery channel by the bloodhound gang. dont know why. btu i like it. maybe its the beat?

we bought hui pin a shirt from kitschen. buT that was after we forced her to try on several items of ridiculous items of clothing which was really fun. most fun ive had at kitschen. haha.

yeah well, then i went home, took a nap [this was around maybe 7 ish?] and woke up 25 minutes ago. awesome no? haha. theres like powerfailure in my room. yes just my room, outsides perfectly fine. how strange. haha.

dear pinny the pin pin.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YOURE FINALLY THE SAME AGE AS US!!

cant wait for tomorrow1 watch ninja assassin. wooh. haha. i still think the title is lame though... ninja assassin. btu the trailer was pretty cool eh? tomorrow you get to choose whatever you want and well buy for you as long as its in our budget range okay? haha. or not we just buy you food to makan okay ? haha.

and thats right dude. i wrote chinese. FOR YOU. hahaha

fake crocs are called frogs apparently. taken from amanda leongs thoery.

SO CUTE. oh shes gonna kill us. haha

ahhh mr saw is going to step on me. but apparently, according to jimmy ayway, ill become like a spring and grow even taller. amazing that boy. now he's a physicist. haha. however i still stick top my theory about how i will be kemek-ted or something. and no. i am not willing to conduct an experiment to test those hypothesis'.

baked cookies today with resh ama jimmy and mr saw. who is actually as i never knew before VERY VERY blur.

proud to say, they came out pretty good actually. especially the first batch. :). oh yeah. success. tastes soo good. eating them with milk now. mmmm. mouthful of pure *slightly burnt* awesomeness.

suddenly remembered us cheers-ing with our cups of water. good times good times. we should have took a picture of that. aww. oh well we got a lot of other stupid pictures to share. ama leong was the official camera woman today. she rocks. i am super glad her dad let her come. THANK YOU UNCLE!!

the juvenile stunt i pulled today

like many of us may have witnessed this on tv, i started putting flour on peoples cheek without them knowing. my first victim was jimmy. but i didnt pull that off very well. my second victim however, mr saw, was very very successful. haha. he is so blur he didnt even notice. haha. very cute. in a way.. the funniest part was when he forgot to wash it off. jimmy kept saying "maybe saw likes it. maybe the flour represents some form of.. self gratification.." or soemthign smart liek that. i cant remember honestly. but i laughed a lot today. so blur. just like tong. haha.

anyway, it was a cute picture. but i shall not post it for i have promised to well, not.

i had the official job title as rinser and ama leong was the washer. haha. had so much. fun. especiallya t the park. loved the park. the first thing that happened to me i the park though was that i stepped in a giant puddle of water. haha. not that bad as it sounds though.

played on the swings.. its awesome. cant remember the last time i went to a park and actually played before this. haha. well maybe the last tiem was with amanda ng and kath. and that was a log time ago. wow... well anyway, this was the first time in a really long time that ive been on the monkey bars.

oh and people, jimmy is super strong. i kid you not. this is very true. he can do a lot of push ups or whatever pull ups i dont know on the monkey bars. so many. continuously too. the title super lawyer genie buff handsome cupid counselor storyteller physicist jimeeh. is very befitting now. haha. SUPER JIMMEH TO THE RESCUEEEE.

oh and heads up jimmy. i know where you live now. mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. imagine me laughing like a lunatic evilly. thats probably a very easy image for you to picture :D.

pictures.

yes you get to see my awesome buddies and my stupid head. all stolen from mr saws blog of course.

amandas taking the picture.

amanda was really scared she would fall out the window. haha. but seriously, it proves to be a very reasonable fear haha.

resh looks so adorable. but also really intense haha. you go woman.

okay. ill tell youw aht he's thinking. "jimmy laik cookie." yes. haha

amanda leong volunteered to try the candle ornament thigs as ear rings. so sporting haha. but they really do match her shirt haha.

sadly, the ONLY solo picture mr saw posted of himself. well at least he's devoted to chocolate chips?

oh yes lyssa like cookie too.

we do our jobs with great devotion. oh yes.

SUPER JIMMY whoooooshhhhhh.

rueben, look so epic horrr

so shaky. but look you can see my fake crocs in this picture or frogs as ama l calls them haha.

our "babies" THEY GROW UP SO FAST!. haha amanda leong took an entire video of us talking rubbish adn them growing haha.

amanda leong looks so cute here. haha. look at our babies on teh table. oh how much love and devotion we put into them...

la ingredients

adding the chocolate chips in i think

just realised this but dudes. we're like the grayscale. haha

ah crap! didnt make it in time for the bunny ears!

i still love resh's hair like this. AWESOME!

ohmygod.. i wanted to upload a picture with only you guys in ti without me. but I CANT FREAKING FIND ONE!! what the....sigh. nevermind.

kingdom hearts

i quote "mr saw. hand her the pass."

anyway, jimmys teaching me about kingdom hearts. its pretty awesome. haha and i'm like really excited to share what i know about it which is not a lot. but i do know a lil. haha. so i may be coming off as annoying haha.

we're al;l students in jimmy's class. he's a pretty good story teller actualy. so i guess his title has gotten longer again. super lawyer genie buff handsome cupid counselor storyteller jimmeh. haha cool. i wonder if its possible to say that in one breath. okay its possible. but probably not for long. ahaha that boy has some serious skills.

cant wait for later today!!!!! not sure if ill be able to sleep tonight!!! ahhhhh

yesterday as it is yesterday now. was a blast. i love going to manda leongs house. she is so awesome. im so glad i met all of you guys this year.and her mum can really cook.

and martin, haha. you're awesome you know. thanks for being my friend and stuff. i know awww right. but you're still my gappy. haha GAPPPPYYY.

[suffer boy!! mwahahahahahaha. everyone knowwwsssss]

ahh better get back beofre monitor and useless assistant mionitor mr saw figure out im ditching class! ahhh. haha i kid i kid.

our conversation.

Jimmy Leon says:Wait ah let me explain Maleficent's plan
whereslyssa says:

wait wait!!!

picture of me raising my hand.
Jimmy Leon says:
yes??
whereslyssa says:
i need to be excused
Jimmy Leon says:

k. how long will u be back?
whereslyssa says:

5 minutes?thank you teacher
oh but i dont have the pass

HaruZai™ says:
*dancing constipated saw emoticon* lol
Jimmy Leon says:

saw, give her a pass

HaruZai™ says:
**pass her a pass*
whereslyssa says:
hahaokay!bye
Jimmy Leon says:

u're my assistant who doesn't noe a thing about KH

HaruZai™ says:

xP
maleficent is from snow white?
Jimmy Leon says:

nope, from sleeping beauty, when i was young i was damn scared. seriously creepy when she killed Sleeping Beauty
whereslyssa says:
*okay! *im back!

HaruZai™ says:

scary @.@
whereslyssa says:
yeah!SHE HAS HORNS!!and her skin is green...

i just watched sleeping beauty a while ago...

cotinue jimmy
Jimmy Leon says:

yep it's her. she was scary.
whereslyssa says:

*gives mr saw back the pass*

Jimmy Leon says:

Kairi's heart being released means Kingdom Hearts is completed. Ansem heads to Kingdom Hearts, and darkness pours of the Keyhole. The darkness overwhelms the worlds, and more and more powerful versions of Heartless appear, most in the form of demons. The worlds become unstable.
whereslyssa says:

oh no..that cant be good..
Jimmy Leon says:

ya said it sista XDXD
whereslyssa says:

and i have come to an understanding
Jimmy Leon says:
what understanding???
whereslyssa says:

they all have really REALLY BIG FEET=D
Jimmy Leon says:

yep. it's so beautiful, ain't it??? XD shall we?
whereslyssa says:

haha

yes please go on mah buddeh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR JIMMEH.

sup yo. mah brotha from another motha has just turned 16!! woohooo.

YOU'RE AWESOME DUDE. YOU ARE SO CRAZY. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE OUR, SUPER LAYWER GENIE BUFF HANDSOME CUPID JIMMEEEHHH. WOOHOO THAT WAS LONG. WOAHHHH. FIREWORKS MAN. okay this wasnt supposed to be in capital letters but im still me [lazy] so im just going to leave it :)

have an awesome birthday dude. and remember. eat lots and lots of cake.

jet lagged.

anyway, seems that cindy resh adn i are all suffering from some form of insomnia or jet lag or whatever. we cant sleep unless its around three in the morning. dunnop why.

lets see what else is new? i keep giving myself impromtu haircuts. yes i will be bald soon. i still need to buy a hat. i think. but its actually getting better i guess? its lost the willy wonka theme [thank god]. today i discussed the awesomeness which are cookies with manda leong. haha tomorrow we're going to play with our guitars before and after tuition. BEST TUITION EVER. haha. I HAVE THE ENTIRE BIG BANG THEORY SEASON 2. life is awesome.

today, a little girl said "F*CK"

haha. manda ng wen wei. its cute.

anyway, today i was just minding my own business doing my stuff. and suddenly, the lil girl possibly 8 or 9 who was sitting next to me started saying a work song to herself. mind you. her "worksong" consisted of only one word ,"F*CK"over and over and over again. kids are very scary...

anyway, i'm coming to terms with my haircut. maybe its because i took a pair of scissors last night and fixed it a little. looks slightly better. not willy wonka ish anymore. not great but better.

still doesnt suit me though... if i may, i think i'm more of the rocker ish type. or indie or soemthing. but my new hairstyle looks like the kind of hairstyle you'd see on the goody goody girls who are really prim and proper. like for example the kind of people who go for garden parties and talk about big frilly dresses, dancing balls and such. i can imagine myself in one of those pastel pink, flowery dresses and a pink knitted sweater with a string of pearls around my neck and a pink hairband. i do not like that image.

its just.. so very very neat...