a typical conversation between my mum and i

me:*walks to kitchen and looks for food*
mum: what are you doing?*shouts from other room*
me:NOTHING!*sticks finger into a pot to examine it's contents*
mum: are you sticking your finger into the pot?
me:'crap!is she psychic or something???wtf' NO!of course not.*quickly licks finger and closes pot.*
mum:okay... remind me to put the pot into the fridge!
me:okay!

approximately 5 seconds later

me:PUT THE POT INTO THE FRIDGE!
mum:NOT NOW! LATER!
me:oh. okay.

approximately 10 seconds later

me:PUT THE POT INTO THE FRIDGE!
mum:NEVERMIND!!!