Sunday, July 27, 2008

a second

okay. call me a phrase stealer whatever. but i'd like to say that phrases are just several words. this however is a whole post.
crap. now i'm a post stealer.. hmmm...

aha!

i am not a post stealer! do post stealers credit ppl?
NO they do not! [like i told zoey earlier, i may have eaten too much sugar. MAY HAVE.-which means most probably-


A blog post i read a while ago and then lost the url...


" I have realized something.

Having sex with men is like using SHAMPOO.... if you use the same shampoo all the time, your hair eventually becomes desensitized to it, it doesn't work anymore. You must change shampoos. If you have the same shampoo all the time, it becomes terribly monotonous.... if you use this shampoo several times week for years it can become down right boring. Now living with your shampoo is completely insane... who wants to share their life with their SHAMPOO??!?!??

Rules for using SHAMPOO

DO NOT use it everyday....
DO NOT see it everyday
DO NOT ignore all the other glorious varities of shampoos because you have decided to use one
Try not to use two shampoos at once, this can cause problems
You can however share you shampoo with your girlfriends... ^_^
DO NOT move in with your shampoo
DO NOT expect anything from your shampoo.... it is just shampoo, just enjoy it
DO NOT try to change your shampoo, if you don't like, get another kind!!!!!!"

lol rite?yeah. it's soo funny... i wonder if she has a point though...

MAHAHAHAHA

-amanda ng called me mean,
lyssa

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