you know you're getting old when your parent is more enthusiastic over buying clothes than you are

apparently all of them sleep with their heads tucked in their asses haha

could it be that i'm ageing? wow. the years have gone by so so fast.. *epic stare into the distance in which a flashback of eating loads of icecream plays*.. oh well.

anyway, today i let my mum dress me up like a dress up doll. i mustve put on about 10 dresses, 5 skinny jeans and more than 15 tops today. wow. you'd think id like the fact that she was buying me clothes but not really. i was wearing my sneakers and dude, you have no idea how many times i had to take them off, put them off, take them off. and well you get the general idea.

anyway, after finally finding a dress i could pretty much tolerate, guess what? bingo! no size. wtf! nevermind.

anyway, nothing new i guess. still hate dresses and skinny jeans. firstly, my legs get stuck in the holes cause they are so small and i basically have sasquatch feet and what not. and also, the zippers on the dresses get stuck really easily and since they're behind you, it's so incredibly hard to pull up and down and guess what. i actually nearly fell down. yes.

and a guy may have seen me in my underwear because my mum doesnt wait for me to put my clothes back on before opening the door and going out. embarrassing much. and yeah. she follows me into the bloody changing room and watches me change. parents are weird...

oh and i saw a racoon molest itself today. it was. well interesting i guess. also, kittens like shoelaces.

okay and i really really like juice. [pineapple, sorbet, watermelon] when they gave us the sample i licked the cup and my mum stared at me with the "oh-dear-god-i've-given-birth-to-a-raging-moron" which was in some way slightly degrading but oh well, she bought me a bigger cup so i guess it turned out okay right?

stoodpik

well, the competition was a bust. i had to walk home in a stupid dress. oh wait. no its meiyens dress. let me rephrase that. i had to walk home in an awesome dress while feeling incredibly stupid. and meiyen didnt smother me in my sleep. yay.also, i have a cold.

oh and by the way, joshua ng whatshisface has the face of evil. but he is so cute! that boy has got to be like what? 11 or something? and he plays the piano SO awesomely. even the word awesome is not actually enough. and well, his insanely awesome piano skills literally beat the crap out of our suckish piano skills. our egos are currently extremely bruised. im not even sure if meiyens frog prince theory thing can even help us know.

well anyway, wenqi's face was really quite hillarious when he started playing but then again. ours mustve been somewhere along those lines as well. god why must the face of evil be so adorable??? i must kill that boy! or like you know, invent some machine to suck out his piano skills and divide it equally among ourselves cause even a portion of his skills would make us a lot less suckish.

also, this competition has thought me how much i could want a mcchicken so so much. whoa. so damn hungry that day. also, when its like 'freeze your fingers into blocks of ice' cold, you really need to pee... well anyway, good experience i guess.

mei yen and her interesting lifestyle.

low meiyen the sleeping idiot is stalked

normally, i wouldnt post a picture like this. but it was in your phone and since its on your blog. muahahahaha. suckerrrr

since you know so much about my friends throught your awesome stalkerish sixth sense, i am going to tell them all about your interesting lifestyle.

firstly, i shall begin with this. the sentence "i have an interesting lifestyle" roughly translates into basic english as "i am extremely weird." . and im going to stopp now because i realised if i stay over at ms beh's tomorrow, mei yen can totally smother me in my sleep.

and therefore, i shall begin a topic on how awesome the meiyen who will feels so touched that she will not smother me in my sleep is.

1. meiyen is cool
2. she's nearly as lame as i am.
3. mei yen is an awesome stalker and can tell you more about the people in my school than i ever could.
4. meiyen is born with the ability to use the word awesome more than a thousand times in a sentence. example "ohmigod! i hate chicken! awesome."
5. meiyen does not like chicken, prawns, mutton or etc. but she likes fish and veggies oh and tofu.
6. she loves nigahiga.
7.mei yen talks about frogs a lot for some reason.
8. she loves green like me! although i still think lime green is better....
9. has an av room in her new house. is she rich or what???
10. she has orangutan arms apparently because she claims they are too long. dude. I HAVE LONGER ARMS THAN YOU!!

post script: i still think theyre called tube tops... i cant go around saying "hey i wanna borrow your tubes!" its like saying "hey! can i borrow part of your toilet pipe things from your home???" and those you cannot wear.

let's share. you take the grenade and ill take the pin

pencil box

mei yen is such an interesting person. she is so interesting in fact that i am going to dedicate this post to her and also show you guys what a standard conversation with her would sound like.

mei yen me

ouch. is there a bruise here? it hurts.
nope.
but it hurts.
aly. you should find a frog!
.. wait what?
and then, you kiss the frog and it turns into a prince.
... what does that have to do with anything???
then the prince will kiss you!
yes but this has nothing to do with anything!
wait! and then the bruises will all disappear!!
o..kayy.. i see where you're going with this....
AND THENN you will turn ionto a FROG!:D
oh. hahahah- wait WHAT??

and you people think i'm strange. haha. no wonder we're such good friends.

so i had this dream...and i didnt have pants

racing kites

at piano class, mei yen decided she wasnted to do her addmaths homework so i had nothing to do so , yeah i took a nap on the couch. and in those 15 minutes, i dreamt i was at piano class and well most of it is really boring but it did look a bit like a korean restaurant i went to with gwee and natsu a while ago. but at some point, i happened to notice i wasnt wearing pants. yeah. it was.. very weird. and for some reason, that didnt seem to bother anyone at all.

well anyway, it was really random and mei yen and i talked about it and laughed a lot. and we talked about other stuff as well. including aaron ng's strange way of taking photos in her school which she described as "neh. that weird guy always stands so weirdly with a camera.. neh neh.." haha.

well, natsu went back yesterday. i cried. gwee cried. natsu cried. it was so sad. but i was really hungry. but nevermind its okay. and you know why? natsu's getting facebook.
oh and i met a 12 year old called ashley who is well, slightly taller than me. i WILL kill that girl.

let's see what natsdu has learnt from this visit.
1. malaysian food is awesome
2. nyonya food is weird
3.alyssa is a banana
4.when a banana is seen in the future, point at it and say "lyssa!"
5. gwee is awesome
6. rui and "dixter" are funny
7. super junior, sorry sorry rocks to the max.
8. get facebook
9. gwee has some godawesome friends
10. if she meets arashi. she must tell him to come to malaysia. haha

ahh. im going to miss that girl...

selectively evil.

just like twins

went to manda's for tien yi's surprise party. whoa so fun. i know how to play a new song on the guitar and three melodies on the drums! AWESOME! also, we played twister which was pretty painful and well, i cant really say violating because nothing happened to me but at some point, i was basically completely surrounded by butts. i wonder if someone has a picture of that. thankfully, everyone had the decency not to fart in my face. and i thank you all for that.

also, tong was wearing kitschen shorts. dont ask me how i know that.

anyway, we bought a cake and then kath said that she needed to take a dumper and theat we'd all have to go upstairs everyone was like "whhyyyyyy?" so then manda tong and i were like "eeew! faster go up! after stink up the whole house." haha. and tien yi was like shouting "TOO MUCH INFO KATHH!"

okay wait, i thought i mentioned it but as it turns out, yes. i did not. and therefore, here i am explaining myself and hoping not many people have seen the unedited version of this post. kath didnt actually have to take a dumper. she just needed to get us upstairs.

sorry kath!!!

and seriously, even if she needed to, she wouldnt have announced it to the world. thank you and have a nice day.

and apparently people actually believed me when i told them tong was very sad downstairs because of what her bro said when in actuality i just needed to get them downstairs for cake. manda was like "really??" aww so nice. so worried about tong. so fun. we played cherades. i was a turkey for all of 3 minutes and my friends cant think of the word "false teeth" haha.

in the mean time, tong is either extremely hillarious or a bit... well crazy. she writes "think positive" as her blogs header. and then, she puts a picture of herself doing addmaths... haha. what it should really be is "we're all going to die."

which reminds me of what i wrote on amanda's addmaths tuition book " so healthy for what? we're all gonna die eventually. :D" well she knows what i mean.

and dont forget. jimmy eat world is awesome.

amanda ng really loves kinder bueno.

we shuenie, manda and i were like sharing the kinder bueno and then one dropped on her bed and she immediately pounced on it like some hyena which hasnt had any food in about a million years ish. haha. shes so cute lah. and really desperate ...